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How To Be A Successful Pastor In Nigeria by payges: 4:28pm On Jan 11, 2016
Bishop David Oyedepo: $150 million

Chris Oyakhilome: $50 million

T.B Joshua: $15 million

Mathew Ashimolowo: $10 million

Chris Okotie: $10 million

And these are just the ones who declared their assets.

God is good. (Can I get an "all the time"?) Especially if you're a Pastor in Nigeria.

Being a "Man of God" in Nigeria is one of the easiest ways to fame and riches. So, in the Spirit of Christianity, Wealth Creation and Wisdom Keys, here are 10 Sure Fire ways to be a successful Pastor in Nigeria.

1. Have a Sordid or Criminal past: Everybody loves a good and inspiring life story,especially if it ends in you being arrested. Not for your crimes, but BY The Holy Spirit. So here's a heads up, go do something really bad. Do not forget to tell people God called you. Not a text, Not an email, A CALL. You guys are cool like that.

2. Invest In Some Megaphones: They come in handy for constituting public nuisance in the name of Early Morning Street Preaching. This step is neccessary in the quest to becoming a Pastor. It teaches courage. How else do you expect to propagate the Gospel if not early in the morning?

3. Start Small: From disturbing your street people with early morning preaching, graduate to preaching on buses and you're on your way.

4. Select a really Interesting Name for your church: You have to capture the imagination of the public with the name of the church. It has to be so catchy that mere hearing it would want to bring them to church. You gerrit?

5. Get A Small Crowd of your Biggest Fans: Family, friends etc. Your First congregation will consist of people close to you who know other people that will bring other people.

6. Speak A Lot of Tongues At First: Shows that the Holy Spirit is really with you. Watch a lot of Nollywood mobiez and master how its done.However you can drop this as the ministry becomes "bigger". Doesn't mean the amount of Holy Spirit in you has reduced or anything.

7. Merchandising: Anything from Holy Water, to Holy Handkerchiefs, to Holy Biscuits, Holy Crosses, Holy Anointed Oil, Holy Singlets,even Holy MoiMoi can be merchandised. Just have a big picture of your face with your hand on your chin on the commodity. Don't forget to add "Holy" in front of the product. Sure fire sales.

9. See Visions. See A Lot of Visions. Your visions must include someone in Shiny white flowing agbada. If you can't conjure one, dab some Talcum Powder on your wife and tell her to wear all white. That should do.

10. Heal People: You don't have to be a doctor. You don't even have to be really anointed to do this. Pay a couple actors if you have to and learn how to push and touch in the right places.

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Re: How To Be A Successful Pastor In Nigeria by Tundeiab(m): 4:31pm On Jan 11, 2016
Sorry for you.

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