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Where Are The Math Gurus, This Simple Math Problem Is Killing The Internet / If You Don't Laugh At This Video.. .kindly Tell Me What Your Problem Is / Lol, If You Read And You Don't Laugh, Forget It, Your Problem Is Spiritual. (2) (3) (4)

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The Problem Is...... by pablobellins(m): 4:58pm On Jan 11, 2016
TRUE FACTS
1.Kissing your man is nt a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash. 2, Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARRY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church
Service.
And besides i don't know if you are reminding God to
Punish you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is nt a
problem, infact its very Sexxy. The
problem is wearing your Min and looking all
nice but when you see Guyz you try to Pull it down now
forcing
it to be long. Don't you see that
you are deceiving yourself.
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is Changing your Surname on
Facebook and put
his surname before you are not even Introduced
to his mother. Just Chill, i would
hate to read your Post Later saying " MEN
ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a problem
.The problem having White Face, Yellow hands,
Chocolate Lips and Black Legs.
Are you a Zebra?
7. Reading this post a'int a problem,infact
it's
welcomed, but the problem is reading without quoting/replying

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