After 37 years of marriage, Jake dumped his wife
for his young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in
Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home. Since
Jake had better lawyers, he prevailed.
He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to
move out.

She spent the 1st day packing her belongings
into boxes and crates.
On the 2nd day, she had two movers come and
collect her things.

On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at
their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music, and feasted
on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a
bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and
every room and stuffed half-eared shrimp shells
dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the curtain
rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all
was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They
tried everything- cleaning, mopping, and airing
the place out. Vents were checked for dead
rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air
fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters during which they had to move out for
a few days and in the end they even replaced the
expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen
refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer
and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their
price in half, they could not find a buyer for
their stinky house. Word got out and eventually
even the local realtors refused to return their
calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of
money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Edith called Jake and asked how things were
going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely and said that she missed
her old home terribly and would be willing to
reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the
smell was, he agreed on a price that was about
1/10th of what the house had been worth, but
only if she were the sign the papers that very
day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers
delivered the paperwork.

A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood
smiling as they watched the moving company
pack everything to take to their new home…
Including the curtain rods.


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Okada fp please

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this is what i call real woman,if Na some women dem go almost cry dem self to death

Smart her. She's is #teamwastehisbrain

Epic
that woman deserves a medal nd some stars

Vmobile...everywhr u go

epic

Lol smart woman.

I say it that everybody is vengeful and vindictive, some people just know how to be subtle about it while some dont.

Including the curtain rods?!Geez!With the shrimp inside?The new house will stink too.This woman is really smart.

Including the curtain rods?!Geez!With the shrimp inside?The new house will stink too.This woman is really smart. Including the curtain rods?!Geez!With the shrimp inside?The new house will stink too.This woman is really smart.

This's what i call..... Baddest!

Nothing like the good ol' wisdom. Always better than physical & verbal combat.

Hahahaha I love this!


39yrs of marriage


Karma at work again as they take the curtains with them