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Naija Politicians and their lies... by Bantino(m): 12:45pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why all the clocks?" St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie- Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'' ''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?'' ''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. '' The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'' ''Incredible!'' , said the man. '' And whose clock is that one?'' St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.''.... ''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian PRESIDENT, SENATORS, House of Reps members, Governors?'' asked the man. St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans...good day all. How many times have you lied? #Copied 1 Like |
Re: Naija Politicians and their lies... by Collinberg(m): 12:49pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
My Clock Would Be running like Usain Bolt! |
Re: Naija Politicians and their lies... by Bantino(m): 12:52pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Collinberg: This level of sincerity will make it stop for like 7 days 2 Likes |
Re: Naija Politicians and their lies... by Collinberg(m): 12:57pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Bantino:U mean 7 seconds? Cos am thinking of my next lie to make up for it |
Re: Naija Politicians and their lies... by Bantino(m): 1:25pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Collinberg: Hmmmm, I remove my cap for you ooooo Meanwhile, HBD to you!!! |
Re: Naija Politicians and their lies... by Collinberg(m): 4:36pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Bantino:Thanks Bro,it's nice to see that someone noticed my Birthday... |
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