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What Would U Do?? by Hadassahisbae(f): 5:45pm On Jan 12, 2016
In an oil company, a man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. On phone…. Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can’t believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I’m about to receive a contract of N30 million. Wife: Darling, it’s a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it’s VERY URGENT. Husband: but I’m about to… Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME. Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come bak quick. Company: Well, if u leave, I’m afraid of what might happen to d contract. The man quickly went home… Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers. Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it’s just pregnancy I wouldn’t have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: Wow, so what’s d surprise? Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can’t believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big RAT that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I’m afraid of touching rats. One Word For The Woman

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