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The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by ngel0v3(m): 4:00pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything, |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
Na wa for you sef. . |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by mikkytrio(m): 1:20pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by BigStar1(m): 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
you try |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by craziest: 11:14am On Jun 24, 2009 |
wanted to slap u, until i read it. nice one |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by kencas: 2:05pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
good post |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by tunnie: 5:23pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
nice write-up |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by speedzojie: 5:46pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
man. u are somtin else. nice one |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by ifelekan1(m): 7:44pm On Jun 24, 2009 |
i mused on reading the subject but later i see its fun, weldone guy |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by pek(m): 1:11pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
if original, 99.99% |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by biola44: 4:15pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by kolaoloye(m): 3:41pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
indeed you are a a great |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by romsky: 3:46pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by clemcykul(f): 1:12pm On Jun 30, 2009 |
@joke lol keep up d gud work, *sings i like it aha aha . . . . . .*** |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by jamace(m): 3:29pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
Good good good. |
Re: The Types Of Women I've Dated Since I Started Programming! by sylve11: 4:17pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
@ngel0v3: @poster u r too much on this |
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