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| Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Jollof(m): 11:55pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
There was a madman on Third Mainland Bridge in Lagos who kept shouting to himself everyday. He was shouting out the number ‘Thirteen!’ repeatedly. Motorists used to drive past him but one curious passenger asked a driver in the bus to stop so he could ask the madman what he was shouting ‘Thirteen’ all day for. The driver obliged and parked to one side of the bridge. The passenger got down and approached the madman with caution but he kept some distance. He asked the madman, ‘Why are you shouting Thirteen?’ The madman stopped shouting and politely answered to the passenger’s surprise, ‘It’s a secret but come and I will tell you.’ The passenger saw no harm in this and was anxious to finally unravel this mystery once and for all. The bus driver and the other passengers looked on in horror as they suddenly saw the madman strugggle with the stray passenger before flinging him over the bridge into the ocean. As soon as he he did that he started shouting ‘Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen! More at www.crazynigerian. |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Abbygyal(f): 11:57pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
roflmao!!. . . . .lol lwkd nice one |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by ibee1(m): 2:08pm On Jun 21, 2009 |
LMAO. . . soon it will be twenty!!! twenty!!! |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by jamace(m): 12:51pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
Curiosity killed the  |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by romsky: 1:00pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
d poor tatafo fit be journalist |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Lolabbey: 1:04pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
nice one, |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by romsky: 1:06pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
fanx |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by sweetliet: 1:11pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
nice joke hope he doesn't make u the fifteenth |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Ben13: 1:40pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
've heard the joke before. nice one though. |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Lolabbey: 1:49pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
na u sabi |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Ben13: 1:54pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
I even saw recently the fifteenth person |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by spenchuks(m): 1:59pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
fifteen! fifteen!! fifteen!!! . . .and Ben becomes the next victim! |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Ben13: 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
is that a threat?  take time o. . .seem like you re the madman |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by sweetliet: 2:04pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
so ben u sabi fear like this? na wah oooo |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by spenchuks(m): 2:07pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
Ben no get liver at all. na so small boys use knockout obtain his wallet for Tin Can last month |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Ben13: 2:15pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
you sabi lie sha |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by romsky: 2:37pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
who fit lie pass ben10 4 dis world |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by sylve11: 3:34pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
@poster, i no fit laff o. what a story? lol. Oya captain come make fling u enter, so i go shout fifteen  |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by sweetliet: 3:51pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
supported |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by spenchuks(m): 3:55pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
Ben20001: u sef, ur hobby is lying |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by romsky: 3:59pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
Holy Ghost attack my attackers cus myn is to be calm |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by spenchuks(m): 4:02pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
so who are ur attackers  |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by sylve11: 4:10pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
e.g Sir Spenky and the Beetles |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by spenchuks(m): 4:11pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
wrong! |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by romsky: 4:13pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
confused already |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Abbygyal(f): 4:17pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
hmmmn |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by Ben13: 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
romade: dani  this is spam |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by romsky: 4:32pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
yet visible 2 u omo inglish go break ya tit |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by blissieng(f): 4:33pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
you don come again? u don come here now dey find trouble! |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by romsky: 4:37pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
y r u such a pain in d butt  |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by sylve11: 4:39pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
Captain i sabby that kind ingrish, preas broke it down |
| Re: Madman On 3rd Mainland Bridge by tytylayor: 4:39pm On Jun 23, 2009 |
lwkmd |
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