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| Your Phone Number by swtchicgurl: 1:39am On Mar 29, 2012 |
A girl scrolled thru her guy's phone & saw funny girls name saved in d contact list......... Such as Rachael Stingy, Gloria Small Breast, Mary Long Teeth, Nancy Big Ear & She was having fun laughing at all d names she saw. She decided 2check out wat her own number had been saved as & when shen she dialled her line, wat she saw was JULIET MOUTH ODOUR!!! LOLZ  Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?” “He came from heaven, Johnny.” “Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”.... One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother." Men who kiss there wives in d morning tend to live 5-years longer than expected. A US survey said. Is it true?  NOW TAKE THIS![color=#990000][/color] TEACHER: Akpos, what is 4+4? AKPOS: Aunty, I nor know. TEACHER: Ok, I know u love snacks so listen; If I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand, and I give u an additional 4 balls, wat will u have? AKPOS: 8 puff-puff. TEACHER: Bravo! We r making progress here. So wat is 4-4? AKPOS: I nor know! TEACHER: (sighs) ok, if I give u 4 balls of puff- puff in ur hand, and I collect all of dem back from u, what will be left in ur hand? AKPOS: Na oil naa! |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Joeblis(m): 1:49am On Mar 29, 2012 |
Ave hard d 1st one b4.sha u try...apkos name don sufer 4 joke  |
| Re: Your Phone Number by swtchicgurl: 4:48am On Mar 29, 2012 |
Joeblis: Ave hard d 1st one b4.sha u try...apkos name don sufer 4 joke Thanks |
| Re: Your Phone Number by mcnepow(m): 5:10am On Mar 29, 2012 |
loool! Make una nor kill akpos o! |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Acidosis(m): 6:13am On Mar 29, 2012 |
"na oil na" lolllllll 1 Like |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Homar(m): 6:51am On Mar 29, 2012 |
That Akpos name funny die . Every joker de mention him name . |
| Re: Your Phone Number by starlightRR(m): 7:44am On Mar 29, 2012 |
Thumbs up......you be warri girl? |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Nobody: 11:11am On Mar 29, 2012 |
First joke - Copy Second joke - funn third joke -dry fourth joke - Can't find any joke fifth joke - Laughing until i pee in my boxers.... Bravo!!!!! Joke Percent--- 2/4% Total grade-- C4 Remarks--- Good but try harder next time |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Ruqaya(f): 11:50am On Mar 29, 2012 |
Nice jokes *applaud her* papa papapa pa |
| Re: Your Phone Number by dani1luv: 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
I was expecting to see your phone number~!!!  |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Nobody: 2:34pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
dani1luv: I was expecting to see your phone number~!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME TOO!!!!!! |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Nobody: 4:29pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
nice jokes |
| Re: Your Phone Number by swtchicgurl: 7:34pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
thanks guys! luv ya'll! more to come. . . . . . |
| Re: Your Phone Number by opabukun(m): 11:48pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
9ce 1 gul. Akpos' 9jer version of John Bull I fink. Hahahaha... |
| Re: Your Phone Number by sm1fabulous: 1:24am On Apr 07, 2012 |
maybe the orangutan is the poster's brother  |
| Re: Your Phone Number by ekeroyal(m): 6:17am On Apr 07, 2012 |
@OP, pls try to post new things here even if you do xerox. Just wasting people's time here.  Pls stop embarrassing me. |
| Re: Your Phone Number by bunmioguns(m): 7:14am On Apr 07, 2012 |
hmmmmmm. . .am speechless |
| Re: Your Phone Number by yeswecan(m): 7:51am On Apr 07, 2012 |
Good one ! |
| Re: Your Phone Number by DAZZLINGM(f): 1:18pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
Looools @ akpos! Thanks swtchicgurl,dat was intresting.  |
| Re: Your Phone Number by sm1fabulous: 1:24pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
swtchicgal mek i jst admit am sha...u try? u 4rm warri? |
| Re: Your Phone Number by FILEBE(m): 8:13pm On May 28, 2012 |
sm1fabulous: swtchicgal mek i jst admit am sha...u try? u 4rm warri? ehn! She b from warri. |
| Re: Your Phone Number by swtchicgurl: 9:27pm On May 29, 2012 |
FILEBE: u wish! DAZZLING M: Looools @ akpos! Thanks swtchicgurl,dat was intresting. thanks  bunmioguns: hmmmmmm. . .am speechless u don't have to say anything |
| Re: Your Phone Number by Nobody: 7:15pm On May 31, 2019 |
It's fun not just sleek! |
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