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| Who Owns The Cash ? by bigfather(m): 10:49am On Jun 26, 2009 |
A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. [b]The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.' The judge turns to the husband and says, 'What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating, then slowly rose. 'Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out, whose cash is it?, 'The machine's or mine?'  [/b] |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ljay1(m): 1:55pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
that is a nice one there |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:00pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
the cash is mine |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 2:02pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
The machine tried its best, but the cash is mine. |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:06pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
ben, i already laid claim to the cash naw, whish ones |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 2:07pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
you're the machine, I'm the MAN.  |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:09pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
i like to wo the MAN here. . na u be machine  |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by benedictac(f): 2:17pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
the cash is mine |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:20pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
u miss road? na cash be bone of contention not tyty. oya run go find tyty naw naw |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 2:23pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
you want do am april fool bah? |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:28pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
agbaya like u, na august break i just give am. |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 3:42pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
bottle content only |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 3:43pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
he speaks mystery. |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
if i buy u a bottle of coke & the cork wins an amount of money who won d money? |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 4:00pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
uncle, I. |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:01pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
u try small |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Baxilexi(m): 4:47pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
The owner of the atm card owns the cash. For all you know the card could be mine. |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:49pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
if wishes were horses. . . . . . . |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
He owns the atm card not the atmachine |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:56pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
mister correcter of d day |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 4:58pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
thanks for the compliment  it's not eazy |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:59pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
call me wen u reach house 2nyt i get gist 4 u |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 5:02pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
I go falsh u, I no get credit. |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 5:07pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
no yawa insurance cova u |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Baxilexi(m): 5:18pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
Corrected the typo |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 5:20pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
Berra!! |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by freety(m): 5:48pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
nice one Poster , |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by bydot1(m): 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
The cash's mine |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by mamagee6(f): 6:06pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
I own the cash. |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Abbygyal(f): 6:10pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
lol @joke |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by bydot1(m): 7:00pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
[b]ADE[/b]joke no dey around o |
| Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by pappy4real(m): 8:43pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
the judge must be in a greater state of confussion now than he was b4 d question. good joke |
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