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Jokes by liberty5783(m): 10:09pm On Jan 26, 2016
A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in thesearch. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said “guy forget, that phone don loss, the person wey thief am, don off am���� ”.Say NO to drugs
Re: Jokes by Alubarika7(m): 11:40pm On Jan 26, 2016
Say noto drugs ke.....na d trips gangan b dat
Lose guarding once in awhile is allowed
Words of advice;reduce d quantity bt enjoy d quality to d. Fullest...am I making sense...Drugs ti take over

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