U wan act film wit am?

You can have my Girlfriend Here is her number: 08073556483

Go to one of the zoos in nigeria may be they can help.but i guess if you see one you can't stand.

I hope this poster is not some African medicine man no norml human would be asking such question

May be the guy is an actor

The only one I have is the Lion of the Tribe of Judah and He's right there by your side Steve, you can have him 24/7 . He is alive.

See the kine thoughts wey hardship don dey cause for Naija.

Abeg no commit suicide oo! Your family still love you.

Yes guy, se na you call me just now say hin dey rain because I no hear you well. I don talk say na when rain dey fall and sun dey shine we fit go catch the lioness wey dey born. You no dey hear word?
Hope dey for you- keep my number!

I think I have one in my house bt it abou 1km from my compound. Just give me about 5min to "make a call" to it. If it replies I will transfer the call to you but if dosen't then maybe the "phone " is switched off.

since when did it go from buying a lion to sucide!!

See mad man. When your mates dey think of better thing to do with their precious time, na Lion you dey find, if life tire you, let me know i go give you better option of committing suicide. Stupid boy, if u wan die , die, it will help our economy,just remember to take your parents with you

@freshmoney you are very very rude. If he wants a lion then if you cant bring a solution then change to one and submit your self to him. Shekina. Haba

@KABONINC: You wan join am? e dey even support am, skunks,daredevils plenty for here no be small

javalove:

ok . . lets get dis straight . . .

u want to do blood money, and the babalawo requires a lion . . .

hmmmm . . . tank god say no be human being dem request

i think so too.
why would a normal human being need a live lion even as a pet

i have three of them, but i sent the lion to go and hunt meat 4 me. the others are swiming in my swiming pool , 4 ur information they are in good positions here not when i give to u my lion u go ahead to rap her . she is pretty but behave urself.

i have three of them, but i sent the lion to go and hunt meat 4 me. the others are swiming in my swiming pool , 4 ur information they are in good  positions here not when i give to u my lion u go ahead to rap  her . she is pretty but behave urself.who no like better thing guy cool down

Couldnt find any lions but have some dinosaurs in my kitchen; will that do?
U will like the T-rex ,true.

hackney:

Couldnt find any lions but have some dinosaurs in my kitchen; will that do?
U will like the T-rex ,true.

Is it a castrated one u need or what ? b'cos u didn't specified !

Guy, it is time! 'Rain is shining' and 'sun is falling' so lets go hunting for the lion. You take the hammer I'll take the Hummer. Aim for the head, I'll just pray in the car.

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pls i need live lions asap,can u kindly tell me were i can hire one for just a day. kindly reach me on 08034729277 and we can discuss. thanks steve

I have one. The problem though is the Lion is looking for who to hire!

@ topic, WAY TO DIE!!!

MUZBO:

Guy, it is time! 'Rain is shining' and 'sun is falling' so lets go hunting for the lion. You take the hammer I'll take the Hummer. Aim for the head, I'll just pray in the car.

Abeg, na who born dis african pikin, shee u wan sleep with the life lion ni abbi u wan brush him teeth

Hahahaha

This dude is so colourful but question how come you can compose yourself to type on a PC
wa ri iwosan oo

Goto love a post like this. Got me cracking up.

Mumu!.e don tey wey u wan make people no say u dey for nairaland but ur plan no work.u con bring this lion talk.foolish pig

I have a dead lion here he just died five minutes ago after eating a contaminated corpse pls come get the lion now call my number 080-555-DEAD-LION

The poster neighbors need to beware. Imagine having live lion on the loose in the neighborhood.