You see that boy in the rear of this my photo? He entered my picture for a bad reason.
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Expulsion. He used a magic ring on another boy's face. A soft punch that made the other boy insane for two straight hours. The other boy kept muttering
indecipherable statements. A mix
of Arabic plus was it Calabar? It sounded so. Mallam M, the
school's principal was confused and angry. He told the culprit to
go home and call his father to report to school. A few minutes
later after he had left, about eight boys brought him back, bonded.
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A Jinn entered into him. The eight boys had to hold him
down, pressed him against the dusty ground. Firmly. They held him for another two hours. The
Islamic Scholar who knows these things sat on his seat. Scared I think. Until now, he has never encountered a Jinn this powerful. The boy jerked intermittently.
Then he stopped jerking after
the two hours mark. The Islamic Scholar then stood up to offer
prayers. Islamic recitals from the
Quran. This was on Friday, last
week.
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Today, the boy with a magical ring and fist returns to school,
with father, to maybe apologise. Mallam M would not accept that. He'll say 'go home, this is not a
school for testing the potency of charms'.
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But me I dey fear these boys sha.
Ordinary SS 1. Many of these boys use charms. Mek one of dem nor go punch my left eye one day o. I
hate embarrassment. I no fit speak Hausa wey dey sound like
Igbo. Or Yoruba mixed with Urhobo. So as from today, no
more flogging till service year ends. Two more months and I am out of here for good. Imagine, charms sell like sweets. Magic rings to prevent scorpions
stings, snake bites. Charms to make a woman fall in love at
sight. Talk and do. Slap and chop sand. Punch and speak foreign languages.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
Wetin Ehi eyes no go see for ObodoHausa?
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Imagine if one of these boys slap me, I com forget the name of one of my secret crush, the colour of
her favourite dress, the taste of her kiss I am still dreaming of,
and the smile on her face whenever she posts her pictures
on Facebook, you go know say juju get grade. In fact all of una don pas. No more tests and assignments. Everybody must carry first position for this wan wey dey ground so.
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#ThinkingTomorrow
#TheOtherSide
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Written by Ehi'zogie Iyeomoan..

Cc; Fynestboi, Lalasticlala

obiorathesubtle:
Moral Lesson!




Try your possible best not the serve in the North.. That place is a totally different planet!

This place is really nice.. Full of nice people :/

I want him to punch your eyes

since he is into juju y don't his folks.. take him to a native doctor to fulfill his potential. y send him to a formal school...? even harry potter was sent to Hogwarts..nd he became one of the greatest wizard of his time...

Ginaz:
I want him to punch your eyes

Haba! Why? "what i do you?"

Am Mallam Muhammed the principal, so you kwum to gossip of what haffen in our skool ko...za ka ci ubanka


"Kai inna Bello ya ke, yi mai aljanu"



Hope you have a nice time...but leave their woman o.

wEsOmE:
since he is into juju y don't his folks.. take him to a native doctor to fulfill his potential. y send him to a formal school...? even harry potter was sent to Hogwarts..nd he became one of the greatest wizard of his time...

exactly what Mallam M told his father

fulfillbill:
Am Mallam Muhammed the principal, so you kwum to gossip of what haffen in our skool ko...za ka ci ubanka


"Kai inna Bello ya ke, yi mai aljanu"



Hope you have a nice time...but leave their woman o.

That one will be very hard.

Corper wee, abeg be careful with those guys o. Lol

obiorathesubtle:
Moral Lesson!




Try your possible best not the serve in the North.. That place is a totally different planet!

Dunno why small boys dey carry charm go school sha, it is common in some parts of kogi state too. A guy will just raise hand as if he wan slap you and you will go tumbling.

Hausas are very nice generally. As long as you dont chike their babes and insult their prophet, you are good.
PS: you be real chicken, why you dey fear?

F22RAPTOR:
Hausas are very nice generally. As long as you dont chike their babes and insult their prophet, you are good.
PS: you be real chicken, why you dey fear?

Hian! Who knows if the one these children would use on me after much flogging would be permanent.

Hemarhnuel:


Hian! Who knows if the one these children would use on me after much flogging would be permanent.

hahahahahaha...sorry bros no vex.

Well I served in the north ...was a maths teacher in the Government Sec School and thankfully, I dint get to experience the bad side of it. I got tired of teaching without being paid and hustled my way to a better placement.

Op, with the way you take they reciting poem and incantations at the same time, I sure say them son slap you already.

LastMumu:
I have been there, done that. None of of shitty charms work, most stories like the one told by the Op are grossly exaggerated.

I wanted to reply you.. But then your moniker..

LastMumu:


If you judge people based on their name, it sure as hell says a lot about how smart you are.

Na play na.. You dan dey vex already? Haba!

Hemarhnuel:


That one will be very hard.

Lol be like say the babes for your end them dey willing unto that level...

Brb

@OP...at least credit d person u stole dis from...
U stole dis frm a friend on FB..

nastyd:
@OP...at least credit d person u stole dis from...

U stole dis frm a friend on FB..

you dey see road at all? So you didn't see the written by...

obiorathesubtle:
Moral Lesson!




Try your possible best not the serve in the North.. That place is a totally different planet!

I served dre and enjoyed my stay.

Someone afraid of charms and posting the picture of the 'charms boy' online U wan really become Prince Charming ba?

obiorathesubtle:
Moral Lesson!




Try your possible best not the serve in the North.. That place is a totally different planet!

Nigeria itself is a totally different planet. Try to explore the North and experience people's lifestyles. As much as Southerners have stories, the Northerners have too. Cultures or behaviors different from ours will always remain strange to us. There is no moral lesson there.