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If You Ever Had The Sex Conversation With Your Nigerian Parents, You Can Relate by noblepassmercy: 5:31am On Feb 03, 2016 |
There are few things more awkward than discussing sex with Nigerian parents. If you have ever had that conversation, here are a few things you can relate with: 1. When you are a boy and your father tells you, “If you get a girl pregnant, you wee end up selling Gala and La Casera.” 2. Or you are a girl and they tell you “If a boy should touch you, you will get pregnant and die.” 3. But you check her old University album and you see your mum hugging a man that is not your father. 4. When your mum starts with, ”So how is your girlfriend?” 5. But she tells your sister, “If I see you with any boy, you are dead!” Continue reading here http://trendope.com/2016/02/if-you-ever-had-the-sex-conversation-with-your-nigerian-parents-you-can-relate-to-these-10-photos-2/ |
Re: If You Ever Had The Sex Conversation With Your Nigerian Parents, You Can Relate by Donald3d(m): 5:56am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Oga post everything here na, number 4 got me laughing |
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