In an undercover laboratory in Vancouver, scientists have
been slaving away for the find of the century. It’s not a cure
for cancer, or even a way to conquer death. This research is
a lot more sinister.

Scientists have found a way to cross humans with dogs, to
cater for a market of rich people who like collecting
unique pets. Dr. Paul Bradshaw, 54, from the Hartman
Collinge Institute explains “There is only so much you can
buy a person who has it all. This is better than buying your
loved one a iphone 6!” did you believe this

Animal rights groups are up in arms, as Pauline Crosby, 34,
activist with the Animal Defense League explains “If one my
children saw these creatures, they’d scared half to death.
Imagine one of them sucking on your toes, in a dark alley”.

Dr Bradshaw explains some of the advantages having
Human/Dog hybrids, “they’re obviously very intelligent and
their vocal cords are functional. This means, not only can
they keep you company like a dog can, they can read you
bed time stories and answer the iPhone for you”

One of these hybrids would set you back around 50 million
dollars. Not only are they being sold in North America, but
there are orders for them in Manchester, Cardiff and
London and probably coming to a city near you.
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It's a hoax. It's all over the Internet. But watch this strange crossbreed man from China. Someone/something kidnapped his mother. He is the result.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZiMknx9wJE