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Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by babankaduna(m): 10:48pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper;
* The owner of the ball decides who plays;
* Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot;
* The match only ends when everyone gets tired;
* No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be
determined by the last team to score.
* No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even
behind the goal post;
* If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given
a match ban;
* If you are picked last, you are a loser;
* The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the
tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter;
* When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over!
* You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of
penalty.
* The most skillful player, gets automatic selection. |
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