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| You Must Laugh by mykali(m): 8:00pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
please Dani, dont delete this thread. I promise to post a very funny joke on this thread very soon. Let me just go and look for where i dumped that ''Copy and Paste machine''  |
| Re: You Must Laugh by dani1luv: 8:02pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
Im waiting. . .  |
| Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(m): 8:13pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
i'll be right back. |
| Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(m): 8:18pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
Dani and Romade are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. Romade says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." Dani replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door." oga dani, no vex oh  |
| Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(m): 8:50pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished. The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000. The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000. When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man , "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?" The general replied, "In Vietnam." |
| Re: You Must Laugh by sexyLeamon(f): 11:56am On Jul 05, 2009 |
You Must Laugh I refuse to  |
| Re: You Must Laugh by D1KeleVra(m): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
Dani u no go flush this thread? |
| Re: You Must Laugh by naijababe2(f): 2:03pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
i didnt laughed. |
| Re: You Must Laugh by sylve11: 4:19pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
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| Re: You Must Laugh by Arcani: 5:19pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
naijababe2:me too didnt LAUGHED o, I just CHUKLING |
| Re: You Must Laugh by manickal(m): 6:03pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
dumb mykali. go back to battle rap section. your time here has expired. |
| Re: You Must Laugh by iniguy(m): 7:35pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
Mykali don't mind them that pension joke was very hilarious |
| Re: You Must Laugh by noetic2: 7:20am On Jul 06, 2009 |
the pension joke was cool. |
| Re: You Must Laugh by tytylayor: 7:37am On Jul 06, 2009 |
You Must Laugh na by force? |
| Re: You Must Laugh by romsky: 8:48am On Jul 06, 2009 |
na real wa o
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| Re: You Must Laugh by sylve11: 9:22am On Jul 06, 2009 |
see as mykali looks innocent |
| Re: You Must Laugh by v3: 9:27am On Jul 06, 2009 |
@post, Please "pull" the trigger. . . *searching for the "auto-slap" feature. . . seriously* what a waste of bytes |
| Re: You Must Laugh by Okijajuju1(m): 9:41am On Jul 06, 2009 |
where the laugh na!  |
| Re: You Must Laugh by teissys(f): 12:25pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Lol. Mykali no mind am, I dez guys sabi vex sha. |
| Re: You Must Laugh by romsky: 12:32pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
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| Re: You Must Laugh by Jeovy(m): 12:35pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
I had to laugh |
| Re: You Must Laugh by romsky: 12:36pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
na 2day |
| Re: You Must Laugh by Jeovy(m): 12:38pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
na now |
| Re: You Must Laugh by teissys(f): 12:41pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Wetin? |
| Re: You Must Laugh by Jeovy(m): 12:42pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
something |
| Re: You Must Laugh by romsky: 12:43pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
dey front & anoda dey back |
| Re: You Must Laugh by Jeovy(m): 12:45pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
u dey always lost me |
| Re: You Must Laugh by teissys(f): 12:54pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Lol. Na wah for these men o |
| Re: You Must Laugh by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
frownz |
| Re: You Must Laugh by romsky: 2:20pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
which xplains y ur faze is permanently squeezed |
| Re: You Must Laugh by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
chei . . .  am i no longer wanted in the jokes section.  my house for many years. okay, make ina ''bye bye'' na.   *turns around and lets loose a prolonged fart before leaving* |
| Re: You Must Laugh by perry2(m): 10:19pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
come on guyz this is a funny joke!!! |
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