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Who Wears The Pants by Leftee(m): 2:53pm On Nov 01, 2006 |
A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your f**king attitude changes!" |
Re: Who Wears The Pants by lauryn(f): 3:45pm On Nov 01, 2006 |
Re: Who Wears The Pants by Alexos(m): 12:55pm On Nov 02, 2006 |
OMG yawa don gass o! |
Re: Who Wears The Pants by Carlosein(m): 4:46pm On Nov 02, 2006 |
eh eh ahe, how come they got married in the first place ? |
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