1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!
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6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you
replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply
me the next day?... its over!!!!
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7.I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother
a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your,
bags. its over.

To all baes!!

Behold it is written in the book of February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that
on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ;
My battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the
trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and
know that verily verily..thou art not thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick.
Verse 2
Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will
end on the bed
Verse 3:
Behold babe, i stand @ d door of ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my voice nd open d door, i will
come in nd eat wit u, dine wit u nd share d gifts i av 4 u.
Verse 4:
Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i will grant to him.
Verse 5:
Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date ,but know ye that who so ever doesn't make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 month assignment.