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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 9:21am On Jul 24, 2009
Back again, u stole the eat from the cooking pot cheesy cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 10:00am On Jul 24, 2009
sylve11 no let me vex o. I be like the locking moderator? grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:54am On Jul 24, 2009
ftmonei y u dey ft sms for we
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:39am On Jul 24, 2009
Oye! cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 7:44pm On Jul 24, 2009
sylve11:

Back again, u stole the meat from the cooking pot cheesy cool
M is missing my dear sylvex
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:25am On Jul 25, 2009
Thank you mr. kongis cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 12:13pm On Jul 25, 2009
mention it
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2009
u don wake captain? cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by oladayo042: 4:10pm On Jul 25, 2009
The Judge and The Accused.

An accused was bought before a judge and the following conversation ensued

Judge : What is your name?
Accused : My name is Goddy.
Judge : Where do you live?
Accused : I live with my brother.
Judge : Where does your brother live?
Accused : He lives with me.
Judge : For God sake, where do both of you live?
Accused : We live together.
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by spenchuks(m): 5:55pm On Jul 25, 2009
una weldone oo!

i just dey pass, say make i halla my guys.
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2009
Waka Pass, na all u sabi grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 8:21pm On Jul 25, 2009
grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2009
spenchuks:

una weldone oo!

i just dey pass, say make i halla my guys.




Sir spenky, longitudinal tym o, where u dey since? cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 9:54am On Jul 27, 2009
he dey village dey farm

how was ur wikend
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:15am On Jul 27, 2009
fine girl, my wknd was tight with Ololumi kiss cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 10:26am On Jul 27, 2009
oladayo042:

The Judge and The Accused.

An accused was bought before a judge and the following conversation ensued

Judge : What is your name?
Accused : My name is Goddy.
Judge : Where do you live?
Accused : I live with my brother.
Judge : Where does your brother live?
Accused : He lives with me.
Judge : For God sake, where do both of you live?
Accused : We live together.
shocked

Lol this guys won't kill me wiff laffter grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 10:29am On Jul 27, 2009
sylve11:

Thank you mr. kongis cool
I love this thread grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:38am On Jul 27, 2009
Backagain stole the meat from the cooking pot. cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:12am On Jul 27, 2009
not again!
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 2:50pm On Jul 27, 2009
why not? undecided
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 5:11pm On Jul 27, 2009
not y?
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by cbase: 7:36pm On Jul 27, 2009
? not y grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 9:21am On Jul 28, 2009
not y! cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 2:52pm On Jul 28, 2009
not ! y? cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Remii(m): 9:55pm On Jul 28, 2009
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'

'Very good! And what is it used for?'

'It is used for headache.'

The second pupil said: 'Nytol'

'Excellent. And what it is used for?'

'To help you sleep.'

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'

'Johnny, what is it used for?'

'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'

'Who told you this?'

'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.'
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Rotenna: 10:47pm On Jul 28, 2009
very funny
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Gabry(f): 7:44am On Jul 29, 2009
grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 8:47am On Jul 29, 2009
nice one

hi gab
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 8:58am On Jul 29, 2009
@twinny how r u? cool


@sister gabby, how far? sorry 4 yesterday, i guess u know exactly why i have to run like chasing tiger cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Jul 29, 2009
am old and kickn
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:05am On Jul 29, 2009
U need miracle in ur life cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Jul 29, 2009
i heard that 2yrs back

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