she neva said she was writting any exams. . .woman WRAPPER!

Ben20001:

she neva said she was writting any exams. . .woman WRAPPER!

pple can b blind::: i no kuku talk to u o

@by.dot
thnx jare

blind? reading does not mean writting exams if you must know why the post. never knew you hardly comprehend.

by.dot

see as u just dey chase ABBEY COUNTY for yansh like fly, iya basira your wife still dey for house o

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding,

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to
see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls
for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer

slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Off icer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman
steps out
of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and
murdered
the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to
the
officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the
owne r.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


P.S: I am that older woman, u shouldn't, wouldn't, couldn't mess with me.

hmmm. . . .nice one.

this warri woman don come again

warri wannabe, u don come?

Over to you Ben

na u o nigezie warri wannabe chicken! AKA studio $^&@

Nawa ooo

ooo awaN.

wetin we no go see from warri people

i wonder oo

watch out for Pt2

never release am yet till your partner in crime (sylvex) show face

fash that dudeless, i do solo

E say

Lyssa don go Solo

Highway to heaven

that one big pass ya mind abi?

oya, over to you bad.dot

by.dot:

Highway to heaven

abi speedly to heaven

either ways, na God right hand be my position

for your mind abi?

Studio, speak for yourself

im not a talka'tive like you, sorry

Studio CFR:

for your mind abi?

the best place to start.

u nkor? guess it hasn't crossed urs. berra repent.

u don repent, yet u still dey show off.

that onne no be today na

Ben wia iz ya faith?

i sold it for suya