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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Jul 08, 2009 |
tot its morning? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
check ya time again |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 5:39pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
romade: ok, uncle Vulture clemcykul: afternoon and evening are brothers |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by lordjoe(m): 7:59pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
Lol. . .this guys won't kill me with laughing gas |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by lordjoe(m): 8:35pm On Jul 08, 2009 |
let me try cracking my own joke. One day rain dey fall, one girl see one boy, something come happen but no be my mouth una go hear am |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 4:36am On Jul 09, 2009 |
nice joke |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by tytylayor: 6:40am On Jul 09, 2009 |
enof tit |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:05am On Jul 09, 2009 |
don't tell me you don't have enough tits |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:08am On Jul 09, 2009 |
Quiet there! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:15am On Jul 09, 2009 |
above me is the market monitor & below moi is his deputy |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:21am On Jul 09, 2009 |
Yes below us is his crazy deputy |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:31am On Jul 09, 2009 |
Thankgod its not moi they refering to |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 12:19pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
it's u twiny, am tired of covering ur black arse |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by rooney86(m): 1:21pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
Mrs. Smith has three daughters who are all getting married within the same month. She tells each one of her daughters to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their love lives are going. The first one gets married and the second day a telegram arrives with a single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE." Mrs. Smith gets the newspaper and checks the Maxwell Coffee House advertisement, and it says: "Good to the last drop, " So, Mrs. Smith is happy. Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there is a postcard that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES." So, Mrs. Smith looks at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE." And Mrs. Smith is happy. Then it is the third one's wedding. Mrs. Smith is anxious because two weeks have passed and still no message from the third daughter. Finally, after four weeks, comes a letter with the message: "BRITISH AIRWAYS." And Mrs. Smith looks in the newspaper for the British Airways ad, but this time she faints. The ad reads: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS." |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 2:26pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 3:21pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
yea rty |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 3:59pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
when will we stop this? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 6:01pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
forget those two old papa life don tire dem |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 6:01pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
I hereby announce the death of Michael jackson |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 7:41pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
stale story |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 8:05pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
Back again: what planet are you from |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 9:43am On Jul 10, 2009 |
no dare curse me o I fit slap ur life |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:00am On Jul 10, 2009 |
killer |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:09am On Jul 10, 2009 |
above u |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:41am On Jul 10, 2009 |
wetin i talk b4 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:49am On Jul 10, 2009 |
the guy no dey see road wella |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:08am On Jul 10, 2009 |
shut up! bald vulture! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 11:35am On Jul 10, 2009 |
what happend to studio? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 12:07pm On Jul 10, 2009 |
he is in yaba |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 9:54am On Jul 11, 2009 |
that should be yaba left |
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