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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by ubine(m): 11:23am On Jul 11, 2009 |
I once bought a bicycle and was looking for a conductor CONFESSION |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 11:27am On Jul 11, 2009 |
see wetin recession dey cause |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 12:13pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
e no reach ya syd |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 12:26pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
Good evening everybody! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 12:32pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
gud nyt sumbody |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 12:45pm On Jul 11, 2009 |
nyt captain! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 7:19pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
okay. my turn to make you laugh . . . |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 7:24pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
hmmmmm . . .thinkin. |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 9:32am On Jul 13, 2009 |
why u come dey vex? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 9:51am On Jul 13, 2009 |
everyone knows he'll think for eternity |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:41am On Jul 13, 2009 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Jul 13, 2009 |
*prepares breakfast for all members of jokes forum* |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 11:19am On Jul 13, 2009 |
trust dickele he will like to eat part of your poison. |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:21am On Jul 13, 2009 |
no its not poison am preparing toasted bread with cheese and oats |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:23am On Jul 13, 2009 |
Are u tired of announcing obituary? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 11:31am On Jul 13, 2009 |
clems has been the chief announcer of all obituaries, ask NTA. |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:34am On Jul 13, 2009 |
thankgd sey u know |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
stop the gossip ben and twinny its time for breakfast * and they all shout yeeee!!!!! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 12:18pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
lol, u no go stop |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 1:12pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
stop ke lyk say u no dey enjoy am |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 1:19pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jelectric(m): 1:55pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Na whooo fine pass?
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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 2:10pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
ask jelectric |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by DaudaAbu(m): 3:15pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Husband and wife had d following conver. Wife: Dear, i'd a dream lastnite. Husband: what is it about? wife: I was at dis auction of D*cks and big ones were bidded for 50k and above, smaller ones for 5k or lower. Husband: hw much was my size bidded for? Wife: well no one offerd a bid for urs. The nxt day the husband told his wife that i'd his dream last Wife: What is it about? Husband i was at this auction and P***y were auctioned. tight ones were going 4 5ok and above while loose ones were bidded fo 5k and lower Wife: hw much was my size bidded for? Husband : well, i culdnt lie bout my dreams to u, but wel almost every1 ran out and the ladies were the first! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 4:47pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
say what you mean & mean what you say |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by mykali(m): 6:00pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
DaudaAbu: wetin be this? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 6:06pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
no more Mr. good guy |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by ajekpaks(m): 9:09pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
you guys have been missing me?? well I've been in cell all this while , there is this guy who has been coming to our house for some time now, I ve not always been home (you know, hustling) only to come home at nights and meet this man who is married in my house, offcourse I'm the eldest guy at home and I know he definately did not come to see my younger brother who is 6 years old, it's either my mom or my sister, if it were to be my sister maybe that would have been alil' fair but, after much investigation I noticed that it was my mum hes been trying to sneak up to, well like I came home one night heard my mum screaming he should leave her alone, i entered and saw him on his kneels begging (I don't know what for) but on seeing me, he stood up and shouted chukwu chukwu* approaching me with a hand shake, I rejected and immediately asked what he wanted, well like every other fights in our jungle, one party leaves with a broken head, the other sleeps in cell I was unfortunately presented with the later option and since then just got well enough to type on a system after receiving enough beating from ambitious prisoners, is this supposed to be funny I just see things with my sense of humor in every thing I do in life so how are you people doing lol |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 8:30am On Jul 14, 2009 |
thank God this is joke section |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 9:06am On Jul 14, 2009 |
ajekpaks: i throw way salute for ur mom sha |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 9:30am On Jul 14, 2009 |
i grab am |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 2:36pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
ow him tisha dem take cope i no know cuz i sure say dem just give am tripple promotion so he no go influence the little ones |
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