A soldier ran up to a reverend sister,
out of breath, he asked; "Please may I hide under
your skirt? I'll explain
later". The reverend sister agreed.
A moment later two military men ran up and
asked, "Sister did you
see a soldier?"
The reverend sister replied, "He
went that way. "
After the military men ran off, the soldier crawled out
from
under the skirt and said; "I can't thank you enough
sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Maiduguri. "
The reverend sister said she understood completely.
The soldier added; "I hope
I'm not rude, but you
have a great pair of legs."
The reverend sister replied; "If you
had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls, I don't
want to go to Maiduguri too".