So a friend of mine said she was sad when I asked how Valentine's Day would go for her.
After asking her why,she told me that she had been campaigning for a Val since a month ago and hadn't found one.
And I'm talking about a very pretty girl here.
Then she said she attached terms and conditions to it.
So,I decided to help her out.
It is below.
I decided to share if you guys know anyone who fits the terms and conditions,so I can hook a sister up.
"Announcement! Announcement! Announcement!
Who Will Be My Val
I'm searching for a VAL..but terms and conditions apply
1.I promise to be a good girl
2.You must take me wherever I want
3.You must buy whatever I ask for.
4.You must be a perfect gentleman
5.No hugging,no kissing, no sex,no caressing,no staring
6.Handshakes are allowed.
7.You'll drop me where you took me from.
8.You'll pay acceptance fee of 5k for agreeing to be your val
9.No collection of phone numbers
10.After Feb 14,you don't come looking for me again.
11.We must go to at least 2 restaurants and 2 tourists attractions.
12.Whenever I take pictures, they are solo
#Thankyou!"

Aiye e ma baje ni

Oluwasaeon:
Aiye e ma baje ni

Guy why you wicked like this na?

Bob this1 na die,wech type girl be this!