....so I was just on my own oh. Just finished watching an episode from Game of Thrones.

I decided to log in facebook...mainly to see pictures of those who take Valentines Day seriously. I then saw this post from a friend. He shared a screen shot of the text message he sent his Dad and his Dad's dope reply. At the end of his own text message were digits for airtime (twas his Dad's birthday so he must have sent it as a gift). I counted 16 digits and knew this must be my beloved MTN. I was going to scroll past when a thought hit me. That part of my brain controlled by hunger began thinking: "What if this guy's Dad hasn't used this airtime yet?"

Nna mehn....I then sat up at that point. I looked at the digits for 15 seconds and crammed it. Then I went to my dial menu and began dialing. *555*..............#. Then I dialed. Then I smiled. My account had just gone from 0 to 750 real quick.

I kon first call Bae oh. We talked till my left ear began to ache. I switched to right ear. We talk ooooooh till right ear begin ache too. I on my loudspeaker....made it hands free. After an hour and about 30 minutes, that annoying woman then told us we had 1 minute remaining. So we began our normal game of "How Many Times Can You Tell Me You Love Me In One Minute". She was saying "I love you" for the 37th time when I heard the beep. My hard earned airtime had finished.

PS: I am not a honest Nigerian. So I won't tell that guy I used the airtime. Please keep your preaching to yourself.

What? Oya fine! I'll tell him...next week Sunday though. Let his Dad fry his ass a bit first.

Remember: The Patient Dog................................died of hunger.

Goodnight Folks.

NLers will have a field day....

Thief

airmirthd1:
Thief

Sentence me My Love...any penitentiary of your choice

Lol,no wonda u no use am make ani productive call

derrick333:
Lol,no wonda u no use am make ani productive call

Hahahahaha. Baba you don finish me oh. Finally I no try sha...paddy men wey I for call. Tsheew. The next time I see airtime on FB sha I promise to use it productively.

derrick333:
Lol,no wonda u no use am make ani productive call

tur talk