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What Is Politics? by imomoh24(m): 1:27am On Nov 02, 2006 |
[b]A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." [/b] |
Re: What Is Politics? by Pamperme: 11:46am On Nov 02, 2006 |
just imagine |
Re: What Is Politics? by Hugoboi(m): 11:53am On Nov 02, 2006 |
Sound crazy but its a true story!! |
Re: What Is Politics? by mazaje(m): 10:49pm On Nov 03, 2006 |
nice one |
Re: What Is Politics? by kiwibabe(f): 7:05pm On Nov 04, 2006 |
Hahahaha The concept is very true, shame on capitalism |
Re: What Is Politics? by angelz(f): 12:08am On Nov 05, 2006 |
Shame on capitalism. |
Re: What Is Politics? by angelz(f): 12:09am On Nov 05, 2006 |
Shame on capitalism. |
Re: What Is Politics? by angelz(f): 12:12am On Nov 05, 2006 |
Capitalism has alwaz bein opresin d workin clas in all form,evn on bed. |
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