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The Witch Job That Pays £50,000 by snowdrops(m): 2:21pm On Jul 08, 2009
A job centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.

The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.

Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.

The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.

The job has come up after the previous witch retired from the role.

"We are witchless at the moment so need to get the role filled as soon as possible," said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.

'Key career move'

"Wookey Hole wants the appointee to go about her everyday business as a hag, so that people passing through the caves can get a sense of what the place was like in the Dark Ages.

"This was when an old woman lived in the caves with some goats and a dog, causing a variety of social ills, including crop failures and disease."

The £50,000-a-year salary is pro rata, and based on work done as needed, largely in the summer holidays, but also at Halloween and at Christmas.

"Wookey Hole is advertising nationally and hopes to attract a strong field of candidates with the £50,000 serving as a major incentive," said the site.

It said ambitious witches looking for a "key career move" should arrive dressed for work armed with any "essential witch accoutrements".

Due to sexual discrimination law, the job cannot demand that the post is filled by a woman.

Under sexual discrimination law, unless Wookey Hole can provide "documentary proof that the original witch was female it can't issue a gender-specific job description".

Interviews, which will involve on-site assessment incorporating a range of standard tasks, will take place on 28 July at 1100, stipulates the advert.
Re: The Witch Job That Pays £50,000 by snowdrops(m): 2:24pm On Jul 08, 2009
These ppl dey waste time

Enter calabar/ijebu et al for authentic witches
Re: The Witch Job That Pays £50,000 by drlokobi7: 12:54pm On Jul 09, 2009
make na come Bayelsa we go plenty witch craft people wey go conjo 4 nw,i beg make na rush there quick.
Re: The Witch Job That Pays £50,000 by maedan(f): 1:14pm On Jul 09, 2009
Sick stuff. ;DCan't believe I looked in the thread with such a topic. Witchless my *** grin

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