JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL LAUTECH
*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying
my handout is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that
have bought
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be
telling yourself. If it
was to be
UI... I would have been a
3.20 graduate by now.
* In LAUTECH you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a.........)
*LADOKITE guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave
am for sch go bk house?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na
wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol
* You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!
* u will always hear those selling provisions
saying: hot okpa! sweet orange!, sweet
pineapple!, sweet garri! even sweet kerosene Nd
sweet bitter leaf.
*come night class during exam u go see different
levels of reading. scaning,skimmin
g,jaking and lots more.
*During exams u will know those who are
naturally beautiful because no time for makeup
at all. Everyone become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.
Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail dis great Institution.

CC: Lalasticlala, Ishlove, Aminat and Big reg Seun......FB

prideofscience:
JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL LAUTECH
*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying
my handout is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that
have bought
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be
telling yourself. If it
was to be
UI... I would have been a
3.20 graduate by now.
* In LAUTECH you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a.........)
*LADOKITE guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave
am for sch go bk house?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na
wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol
* You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!
* u will always hear those selling provisions
saying: hot okpa! sweet orange!, sweet
pineapple!, sweet garri! even sweet kerosene Nd
sweet bitter leaf.
*come night class during exam u go see different
levels of reading. scaning,skimmin
g,jaking and lots more.
*During exams u will know those who are
naturally beautiful because no time for makeup
at all. Everyone become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.
Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail dis great Institution.

CC: Lalasticlala, Ishlove, Aminat and Big reg Seun......FB

the bolded got me laughing to stupor

Man na tru o.....its happend to me also

tutorng:


the bolded got me laughing to stupor