Thor:

@Monicaa

If you like witches and wizards then I am of course one

Ogaga4Luv:

Deep breath,so monicaa are you ready to join us??

Monicaa:

Not @ all, no no no   Maybe you should give me real, authentic reasons why u think I should join. Convince me very well wat satan has done for u, that God has not done x100, even more.

hilli666:

Come c me c wahala. Una dey take fire play. No worries. Any way, which one b my own sef! At least tonite more fish pepersoup for me and my brethrens. Abeg no vex sista, but na your yansh I go chop first.

GEW:

BLOOD OF JESUS as they say in nollywood.

Thor:

@Monicaa

I will be anything you want me to be

Monicaa:

I want u to decline your membership 

Ogaga4Luv:

Greeting from Dark Castle to all fellow winches and wizards,
Have A Delicious Weekend. . . Make sure you do everything Blasphemously
& Sinful, I plan to. . . Sooo Wicked!! [b]Inferno Love ~ OGAGA[/b]

hilli666:

A beg! e don do. Me sef I don tire. I don chop bellefull. Any body, hey wait who b dat wey dey read my post at this late hour. Yes you, no look back, cus na u I dey talk to. Chei see as you body fine no be small. Okay I turn you to bonga finsh. No e don pass "Sorry",  Blood of wetin? Na lie come here make I chop your big yansh. UMM so scrumptious and delicious, I bin try warn you. but e b like say englis dey hard una. So there for, bonga finsh.  Abeg my brethren come help me chop this one ohh. I no fit fininsh am myself, the yansh alone fit end "third world hunger"

This thread is offically over.

lexyflexy:

Listen y'all

Becareful about what you say on here - don't because of the fact that we trynna have fun take somethings / issues for granted.

What is with the lady Pastor + the dirty comment about here. I think we are not doing judgement / codemnation here so we should be careful about who we talk about - talking bad about any Man / Woman of God here I feel and suggest should not be allowed. If you don't like a person, don't call him or her names (else you might be heaping coals of fire on your head)

Thank y'all

Monicaa:

whose yansh? R u sure u r able to chop it, it's too big for you , also it is covered by the Blood of Jesus so it might destroy your own power


I don't understand


I want u to decline your membership

Thor:

Why don't you try writing that rubbish again, this time in English

The lady pastor you are talking about is nothing but a greedy money hungry bitch using God to open peoples pockets for her own profit

hilli666:

IDIOT because you have managed to win visa lottery to visit London, you now feel you are in a position to question my native broken English. Is it my fault that in your bid to worship the west  and the white man, you have forgotten simple English. SELL OUT. Abeg my people make we visit this boy for nite sef.  See mu-mu whey wan come try correct my beautiful pigeon English. Na ya type?

Thor:

If you can not speak English then fine, but the rule of Nairaland is to write in English. Why not learn to speak and write English properly then come back again when you are educated 

lexyflexy:

@ hilli666
U don wound Thor finish - I no fit laugh again abeg

Thor:

I have the same offer for all female witches between the ages of 18 and 35, come to me and I will show you my magic wand

Thor:

I have the same offer for all female witches between the ages of 18 and 35, come to me and I will show you my magic wand

MAGIC WAND HUH?! Thats Baddooooooooooo,