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Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing / Pls Am Begin If U Hv A Soft Heart Dnt Read Dis,its A Vry Touchin Story<nt a jok> / You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) (2) (3) (4)

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Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by lomaxbien(m): 12:29pm On Jul 10, 2009
FAMILY PROBLEMS!
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:

"You think you have family problems, huhn?, Listen to my situation.
A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.

Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.

Also, my wife became the mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.

This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him
my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.


This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister
is my father's wife. I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather!


And you think you have family problems?!”

NOW WHAT DO U CALL THAT?
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Jul 10, 2009
crisis and confusion, so what do u call it?
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Jeovy(m): 3:16pm On Jul 10, 2009
reading it made me confuse too wink
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by romsky: 3:22pm On Jul 10, 2009
i lurf d music more
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by mamagee3(f): 10:19pm On Jul 10, 2009
Can't understand a word in that paragraph
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by sylve11: 12:40pm On Jul 11, 2009
cool
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by teissys(f): 2:12pm On Jul 15, 2009
undecided
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Arcani: 7:01pm On Jul 15, 2009
mama-gee:

Can't understand a word in that paragraph
Well that because you are not educated, have you forgotten you only know THANK GOD FOR COPY AND PASTE.

@TOPIC TITLE
Why asking us to?
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Recoverd(f): 3:38pm On Jul 16, 2009
Lolol, WOW! Gud 1.
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Emperoh(m): 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2009
C H I N E K E M E E E E E E E E E E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aboki go call this one quanfusion!!!!!!

KAI!! LWKMD!!!!!!
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by lomaxbien(m): 1:40pm On Jul 17, 2009
realy crazy.
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by blissieng(f): 1:44pm On Jul 17, 2009
and


STALE!
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by clemcykul(f): 1:50pm On Jul 17, 2009
like ur breathe?
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by blissieng(f): 4:09pm On Jul 17, 2009
wink
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:35pm On Jul 17, 2009
Don't wink at me! angry
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Arcani: 7:31pm On Jul 17, 2009
I guess you mean tha opposite
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by cbase: 8:28pm On Jul 17, 2009
opposite means opposite
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Arcani: 8:49pm On Jul 17, 2009
who ask you,long time nna
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by sylve11: 9:53am On Jul 18, 2009
nna i dey oo, since my container sink nna things has become unbearable to me ooo cool
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by teissys(f): 10:12am On Jul 18, 2009
Container ke? Maybe e be garri container you dey talk about
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by clemcykul(f): 10:16am On Jul 18, 2009
ure wryte
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by sylve11: 1:40pm On Jul 18, 2009
u must support i know cool
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by teissys(f): 1:47pm On Jul 18, 2009
I will not suppose even if you force me tongue
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by sylve11: 1:54pm On Jul 18, 2009
u self cool
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by teissys(f): 2:05pm On Jul 18, 2009
Oya, be quiet now. Your tym to talk is over
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by sylve11: 2:25pm On Jul 18, 2009
i must talk, oya come gum my mouth cool
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by teissys(f): 3:03pm On Jul 18, 2009
Sorry, you do not have enuff credit. Please recharge ya account as soon as possible
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by cbase: 8:21pm On Jul 18, 2009
get connected
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by D1KeleVra(m): 8:25pm On Jul 18, 2009
but ur fone is off
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by sylve11: 3:54pm On Jul 19, 2009
I beg remind am Dynamokiev cool
Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by cbase: 8:40pm On Jul 19, 2009
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Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by mykali(m): 3:31am On Jul 20, 2009
you have very large teeth nna. Biko. Go and reshape them in the boxing ring. Samuel Peter can help

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