VAN GAAL: Why are you guys looking at me?

MATA AND VALENCIA: Nothing oo. We just dey
observe!

VAN GAAL: Observe what?
MATA AND VALENCIA: Observe why you played
Martial in the wing when he is the best center
forward his age. And why you play Rooney as a
defensive midfielder and Fellaini as a striker.

VAN GAAL: It's all about my philosophy! Giggs
and this dude understand and they look happy!
Look at their faces!

MATA AND VALENCIA: They look happy because
they know they will be taking over from you!

VAN GAAL: What did you just say?
VALENCIA: You ni overthrow. Egbon Giggs ti take
over!
VAN GAAL: What is the meaning of what you just
said!
MATA explains: Giggs has been taken over by
your wonderful philosophy because it has
overthrown the philosophy of
Manchester United.
VAN GAAL: Where did you learn to speak yoruba?
MATA: Mikel is a Nigerian. He taught us yoruba
at Chelsea.

VAN GAAL: Ok. I think Mikel is the final puzzle in
my philosophy.

MATA AND VALENCIA: Where are you going to
play Mikel if you buy him?

VAN GAAL: As a striker! Mikel will be the best
number 9 this club has ever seen!

MATA AND VALENCIA: Kai! Manchester United
don enter ONE CHANCE!