"#Blessed #MoneyGang #Shopping #WaistGang" etc. Hashtags and more hashtags, pictures of stacks of cash (Mr Yankee Boxer we know you have money now), closets, cars and half or full on nudes to show us how toned that body is, or maybe to advertise to prospective… lol nvm The pictures of gifts bought for themselves or their loved ones but had to be shared with the public, as though Instagram is the delivery agency; which then attract our highly respected analysts that know fake from original at a glance and are ready to do all in their power to confirm their claims. Then the rants, throwing private matters into the public sphere, airing out family members and business partners, to the extent of even writing them into song lyrics *eyeing a certain somebody who likes to pile on jewelry, jump around and shout in the name of music*
And then our journalists and bloggers how far now? Everything seems to be a headline these days. "How I lost my virginity" -Upcoming actress reveals, "I moved to *insert state* because there were potholes on the road to my house and my car is low" -Nollywood star. To the online fighters, or 'Twitter fingers' who scare us with exclamation marks, sass and ALL CAPS POSTS, please forgive us we're shaking
But anyway, as it's not me they're buying fake Hermes and Louboutin for and I'm not spending my money to buy their articles man can't be bothered. *Strolling to Tekno's IG to laugh my stress away*

dunno what to say