NAIJA MENTALITY

~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion.
~ If your wealth starts reducing it's your village people dat are doing u.

~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is original.
~ Anybody with HIV/ AIDS got it via s*x.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do.
~ Every seasonin cube is maggi.
~ U must finish the rice before u touch d meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.

~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji, d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
~ U smoke, u b armed robber!
~ If u find money on d floor, pee on it before pickin it up,
else u turn to Yam!

~ Only science students are smart.
~ Once u travel overseas u must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane)

~ Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...
~ Every girl dat plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

~ U must buy bread when traveling.
~ When u lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of d house and run round the house 7 times"
~ Every noodle is called
indomie.
~if any girl too fine...na Ogbanje.. and all the worwor pple na
witch ....
~anything wey bite u for night na mosquito.

Naija I hail oo.