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This Country Wahala Sef Taya Me by barackmojeed(m): 5:52pm On Mar 04, 2016
ThIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME
I go school -------------> cultism
I no go school -----------> illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by land -----------> accident
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast
I go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I relax for outside -----------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> No salary
Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola
I buy Garri - - - - - - > Lassa fever
Mosquito bite me -----------> Zika virus
Make I chat -----------> No light
I play nairabet ------------> No winning
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
make i buy goods----->dollar dn rise oooo
NIGERIA NO EASY ooooooo


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Re: This Country Wahala Sef Taya Me by feldido(m): 6:07pm On Mar 04, 2016
I post on Nairaland- I recieve Ban angry

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Re: This Country Wahala Sef Taya Me by fmc1(m): 6:21pm On Mar 04, 2016
Heat dey------no light to power fan
Re: This Country Wahala Sef Taya Me by Kustin(m): 6:38pm On Mar 04, 2016
I read read- I no pass
Re: This Country Wahala Sef Taya Me by Kustin(m): 6:40pm On Mar 04, 2016
I marry wife- wahala I no marry wife- insult

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