Thank God is Sunday.

So lets put a smile on each others face.

1. Teacher: how old is your father?
Student: as old as i am
teacher: how is it possible?
Student: he became father only after i was born.


2. Q. Why do women live longer than men? A. Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does.


3. A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air and said, head, i go to sleep. Tail, i watch a movie. If it stands on the edge i will study.


4. Boy: may i hold your hand?
Girl: no thanks, its not heavy.

5. Feel free to add yours nairalanders. Lets keep the fun going.. Happy Sunday.