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Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by javalove(m): 10:16pm On Jul 17, 2009
I know u guys are strong headed with the falsehood you uphold, but it is our duty to try and bring u back to ur normal senses that that black book called BIBLE (Biblos . . .wonder who added "holy" to it) is full of crap. . .Infact wikipedia makes more sense than the bible. . .

Ezekiel 23:19-20

"Yet she multiplied her whoredomes, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein, she played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon her paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is as the issue of horses."


eed I explain that "doted" represents excessive sexual love, that "flesh" is a euphemism for penis, and "issue" means "semen"? I'm sure you mumus understand. . . Or I think i need to make a grafiti of this verse and post here on NL . . . then u guys wud understand better. . (as if fry dont already)

Isaiah 36:12 speaks of "eating dung and drinking piss"; Ezekiel 4:10-17 describes a cuisine made by mixing human feces and cow dung with bread. Malachi 2:2-3 Describes God spreading feces on people's faces.

Now, does anyone of u here want his/her children to emulate this behaviors? Certainly not. . .

The Bible also contains appalling stories, including the menage a trois between Abraham, Sarah, and Hagar, approved by God. Even the genealogy of Jesus includes Tamar, who had children born of incest, and Bathsheba, who had children born of adultery. Judges 19:24-25 describes the gang rape of a daughter approved by the father.

Need i explain you mumus again that GANG BANGERS MUST HAVE GOTTEN THEIR INSPIRATIONS FROM THE BIBLE. . .?

Please realize that most incest and child abuse crimes occur within the Christian community by Christian parents, priests, ministers, and nuns. No doubt that the incest and porn in the Bible has influenced such behavior.

Oya make una come eat me raw. . . and let any idiot come here now and say these verses are not from the bible or that they have a different meaning. . .

Am I the only one thinking this book needs to be burnt. . .?

[size=20pt]MY VERDICT IS THAT THE SHOULD BE RATED 18 BY THE BOOK CENSORS BOARD OR RELEASE A G AND A PG RATED VERSION OF IT. . .


The original X-rated Bible should be available only through the Church, viewed by special permission for authorized individuals by the high priests, and used only for research purposes. The Bibles should also be wrapped in tear-resistant plastic just in case children accidently come within reach.

Because the Bible's synonymity with obscenity, the word "Bible" should be stricken from the spoken language. From now on, television and radio should refer to the Bible as the "B" word, "The Holy B," "The Big B," etc. Any televangelist or disk-jockey who broadcasts the word "Bible" will be fined $500,000 for every violation, just as the FCC now does with the utterance of other obscene words.


Protect our children from this filth; please help us to censor the Bible and stop public pornography now. Warn your friends, write your state representatives, send a copy of this Nairaland Page to anti-porn and censorship organizations,


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Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 10:35pm On Jul 17, 2009
I used to think Abuzola was the only retarded dummy we had on here but it seems there is an even greater one.  grin grin

The founder of the religion you're dying for was a chronic womanizer and sick paedophile till death; and he promised you that sexual orgies and debauchery will continue in paradise. Yet you're not ashamed of believing that same man is from God and that the religion he started makes sense to be followed? Yet you're not ashamed to pick holes in other people's religion and holy book? Tell me, when muhammed and the quran promise you plenty of huris (virgins) to have sex with in "paradise", what does it say of the wives you have on earth, and what does it say of pious muslim women who get to paradise? What happens to them? DON'T YOU THINK?!!! How could you believe a man who couldn't discipline himself or a book that says your mother, wife and sisters have no hope in paradise are from God? Don't you use your brain? Shouldn't you be more concerned about the glorification of violence, wantonness and recklessness in your religion and "holy" book instead of frustrating yourself with other people's problems

We are CHRISTians, and we follow the way of Christ. Do you have anything against the teachings of Christ?
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by javalove(m): 10:40pm On Jul 17, 2009
gen2genius:

I used to think Abuzola was the only retarded dummy we had on here but it seems there is an even greater one. grin grin

The founder of the religion you're dying for was a chronic womanizer and sick paedophile till death; and he promised you that sexual orgies and debauchery will continue in paradise. Yet you're not ashamed of believing that same man is from God and that the religion he started makes sense to be followed? Yet you're not ashamed to pick holes in other people's religion and holy book? Tell me, when muhammed and the quran promise you plenty of huris (virgins) to have sex with in "paradise", what does it say of the wives you have on earth, and what does it say of pious muslim women who get to paradise? What happens to them? DON'T YOU THINK?!!! How could you believe a man who couldn't discipline himself or a book that says your mother, wife and sisters have no hope in paradise are from God? Don't you use your brain? Shouldn't you be more concerned about the glorification of violence, wantonness and recklessness in your religion and "holy" book instead of frustrating yourself with other people's problems

We are CHRISTians, and we follow the way of Christ. Do you have anything against the teachings of Christ?

RUBBISSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAME OLD CHRISTIAN GAMES!!!! IWHY DONT U START ANOTHER TOPIC AND LETS DISCUSS ALL THAT . . AND I WUD TAKE U ON

FOR NOW

MY FRIEND. . . TELL ME ALL THOS STUFFS ARENT FROM THE BIBLE OR THEY ARE WRONG OR THEY DIDJNT HAPPEN. . .THAT IS WHAT I EXPECTED U TO DO . . NOT TO TRY AND TURN THE TABLE AROUND
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by javalove(m): 10:42pm On Jul 17, 2009
frustrating yourself with other people's problems Huh Huh Huh

We are CHRISTians, and we follow the way of Christ. Do you have anything against the teachings of Christ?

Ohh u agree they are problems . . ?

And arent they from the bible you believe in abi ara adugbo e gba mi ooo . . i didnt quote that from the hindu book . . i quoted them from that book u put under ur smelling arm pits on sundays. . .
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Abuzola(m): 11:47pm On Jul 17, 2009
This is serious ! Bible for that matter, How can one even say is from God. Piyee *otufia*, my children should not read it till above 20, no wonder their children grow up with indecency. Allah ya kyauta
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Aremugangan(m): 11:54pm On Jul 17, 2009
@gen2, may i know the teachings of Christ that you follow and the modus operandi? It could convince me you know?
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jul 17, 2009
Abuzola:

This is serious ! Bible for that matter, How can one even say is from God. Piyee *otufia*, my children should not read it till above 20, no wonder their children grow up with indecency. Allah ya kyauta

but they can read the quran from mohammad who was given the SEXUAL STRENGTH OF 30 MEN?
But mohammad who slept with a 9yr old and thighed her at 6 us from God?

Hypocrites.
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Abuzola(m): 12:17am On Jul 18, 2009
Baseless accusation, oga david, oya show me the verses you referred to from Sleeping with 9 yrs old to thighing in the Quran. And if you can't do that then cover ur face with shame cuz you are a disgrace to ur church. Blaz, hey that hurt, pardon me
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by manmustwac(m): 12:19am On Jul 18, 2009
So arn't there any dirty passages in quran or is the quran very clean
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Horus(m): 1:56am On Jul 18, 2009
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Nobody: 3:14am On Jul 18, 2009
javalove again with stupid topics?

this fellow na almajiri.
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by kok(m): 4:04am On Jul 18, 2009
Na wa for this kind thread o!
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Nobody: 5:19am On Jul 18, 2009
Am I imagining things, or does javalove seem to have a sexual perversion problem?


Why is it the only bible verses he notices are the ones that look like what he's used to? Namely porn and "alternate lifestyles" undecided
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by javalove(m): 7:57am On Jul 18, 2009
davidylan:

but they can read the quran from mohammad who was given the SEXUAL STRENGTH OF 30 MEN?
But mohammad who slept with a 9yr old and thighed her at 6 us from God?

Hypocrites.

Mr man. . . leave my brother alone. . . dont u have anything to say about those x-rated verses. . . ? or they are lies. . .? or they are not from the bible. . .? Are these not enough claims that that book called bible should be trashed and cant be from God Almighty. . . .?

And stop this ur counter defence attitudes. . .it doesnt speak well of u as a scholar of the Holy B (I'm refraining from using the word Bible else I wud be sued for using the B Word. . .lmao). . . Favid say something to tell us that those verses are not from the bible. . . Leave the Quran out of this. . .If u want to discuss the quran, start a new thread !!!


tpia.:

Am I imagining things, or does javalove seem to have a sexual perversion problem?


Why is it the only bible verses he notices are the ones that look like what he's used to? Namely porn and "alternate lifestyles" undecided

Not really, I just discovered that the bible could replace pornographic magazines for those interested. . .and u will agree wiv me that its true. . .

tpia.:

javalove again with stupid topics?

this fellow na almajiri.

yap. . .and I hope u got the message. . .u dont have to tell us on NL aw u feel . . . I know right now u feel like flinging every Holy B in ur house out of the windw. . .take am jeje oooo cos e fit go hit person for head. . .i advice u to burn it in ur back yard. . .much safer and pls no burn ya house join ooooo
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Abuzola(m): 9:40am On Jul 18, 2009
Java, don't bother, the verses are explicit and clear, they can't reject the verse from their bible
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by princekevo(m): 9:59am On Jul 18, 2009
@ poster and abuzoki
When people like you die mysteriously those who doesnt know the filtty things you have said against God will start crying and asking God why, I advice both of you to better mind wht comes out of your mouth, Never you under rate the power of your tongue, coz it can distroy you and send you to your early grave, also can speak  an everlasting life to you. You have ur religion, why not jst keep ur mouth shot and keep to ur believe and let the christains deal with theirs
I hope these facts will sound as an example for you to mind what you say.

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?
AM SURE DIDNT TILL NOW

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!!!!
Make a personal reflection about this, it is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7) amd is says 'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap,
Now Here are some men and women who mocked God and untimely death become their portion, which might serve as a gud example for you to consider your ways:

1) John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

2) Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Lo and Behold, he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

3) Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.' He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

4) The man who built the Titanic ,
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"
The result: I think we all know what happened to the Titanic.

5) Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

6) Bon Scott (Singer.
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

7) Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend,
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) will sit In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here, It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact,
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken,

cool Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesu, Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.

So brother beware and bewarned of what comes out of your mouth, The bible says "Not wht goes into your mouth defiles you but wht comes out of your mouth, Becoz out of the abundant of your heart the mouth speaketh",
peace and one love.
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 10:05am On Jul 18, 2009
Incorrigibly foolish people raving like lunatics over NOTHING!

In your pathetic ignorance, you deliberately quote the Bible out of context, and make accusations that are totally silly and baseless.

First you mentioned the book of Ezekiel. No where in the verses you quoted did anyone mention "sexual love", "penis" and "semen." I

Ezekiel 23:19-20

"Yet she multiplied her whoredomes, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein, she played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon her paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is as the issue of horses."

Is your mind so perverse like Muhammed's that you have to read dirty meanings into every verse of the Bible? Tell me what's "explicit" in any of the words used in the verses? Are you so demented?
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Abuzola(m): 10:42am On Jul 18, 2009
You dare not deny the bible. Hahaha
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by javalove(m): 10:45am On Jul 18, 2009
princekevo:

@ poster and abuzoki
When people like you die mysteriously those who doesnt know the filtty things you have said against God will start crying and asking God why, I advice both of you to better mind wht comes out of your mouth, Never you under rate the power of your tongue, coz it can distroy you and send you to your early grave, also can speak an everlasting life to you. You have ur religion, why not jst keep ur mouth shot and keep to ur believe and let the christains deal with theirs
I hope these facts will sound as an example for you to mind what you say.

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?
AM SURE DIDNT TILL NOW

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!!!!
Make a personal reflection about this, it is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7) amd is says 'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap,
Now Here are some men and women who mocked God and untimely death become their portion, which might serve as a gud example for you to consider your ways:

1) John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

2) Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Lo and Behold, he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

3) Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.' He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

4) The man who built the Titanic ,
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"
The result: I think we all know what happened to the Titanic.

5) Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

6) Bon Scott (Singer.
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

7) Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend,
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) will sit In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here, It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact,
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken,

cool Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesu, Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.

So brother beware and bewarned of what comes out of your mouth, The bible says "Not wht goes into your mouth defiles you but wht comes out of your mouth, Becoz out of the abundant of your heart the mouth speaketh",
peace and one love.


Its not only the Bible that is fake, the reasoning of xtians is also very stupid and calls for check.

First, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE UNTIMELY DEATH!!!! Every death is timely. . . Every death and birth that occurs is predestined and any time a man dies is his time. . .

If I drop dead now, I wont attribute it to a man or spirit or demons, my time was just up and thats all. . . so save me all that bollocks u wrote up there. . . People die daily, people and born daily. . . so wud u pls sssshhhaaaatttaaapppp!!!!!


gen2genius:

Incorrigibly foolish people raving like lunatics over NOTHING!

In your pathetic ignorance, you deliberately quote the Bible out of context, and make accusations that are totally silly and baseless.

First you mentioned the book of Ezekiel. No where in the verses you quoted did anyone mention "sexual love", "penis" and "semen." I

Ezekiel 23:19-20

"Yet she multiplied her whoredomes, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein, she played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon her paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is as the issue of horses."

Is your mind so perverse like Muhammed's that you have to read dirty meanings into every verse of the Bible? Tell me what's "explicit" in any of the words used in the verses? Are you so demented?

First of all, I need to know where u stopped in skool before I can tell u anyting cos u are either a drop out or u usually cut classes or u dont reach skool at all. . . You are looking for the words "penis" and all that shit. . didnt u read my explainations. . .

I explain that "doted" represents excessive sexual love, that "flesh" is a euphemism for penis, and "issue" means "semen"? I'm sure you mumus understand. . . Or I think i need to make a grafiti of this verse and post here on NL . . . then u guys wud understand better. . (as if fry dont already)

Copy the verse, then copy my explanations to ur professor of english. . .if he agrees wiv u, then we need to strip him of his professorship. . .
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 10:55am On Jul 18, 2009
I explain that "doted" represents excessive sexual love, that "flesh" is a euphemism for penis, and "issue" means "semen"? I'm sure you mumus understand. . . Or I think i need to make a grafiti of this verse and post here on NL . . . then u guys wud understand better. . (as if fry dont already)

Now I know that you're truly deranged. Who needs your explanation? Could someone who has a sex pervert as a mentor and a polluted mind as a guide ever come up with a decent explanation of such verses? You expect everyone to accept your warped  interpretation which was born of dirty imaginations of what Muhammed did to be true? How could your mind be so polluted? I asked you, where did you see all the obscene, outrageous words you used? Should you not be ashamed that the writers of the Book you're trying to discredit were discreet enough not to mention such things but you could mention them because Muhammed has taught you not to have control over your tongue and sexual organs?

You don't know what you're saying. Just keep your mouth shut and continue "thighing" your sisters with the hope of having plenty virgins in heaven. Perv! grin grin
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Abuzola(m): 11:20am On Jul 18, 2009
Gen2, thats the absolute truth, no falsehood
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Nobody: 11:21am On Jul 18, 2009
princekevo:

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?
AM SURE DIDNT TILL NOW
Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!!!!
Make a personal reflection about this, it is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7) amd is says 'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap,  
Now Here are some men and women who mocked God and untimely death become their portion, which might serve as a gud example for you to consider your ways:
1) John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
2) Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Lo and Behold, he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
3) Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.' He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
4) The man who built the Titanic ,
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"
The result: I think we all know what happened to the Titanic.
5) Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
6) Bon Scott (Singer.
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
7) Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend,  
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) will sit In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here, It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact,  
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken,
cool Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesu, Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.

So brother beware and bewarned of what comes out of your mouth, The bible says "Not wht goes into your mouth defiles you but wht comes out of your mouth, Becoz out of the abundant of your heart the mouth speaketh",
peace and one love.


What a vindictive, spiteful, cruel, and petty bad being god must be. To take the time to “smite” a couple non-believers and “blasphemers;” while he sends hundreds to their death fighting in his name everyday, sends 39 to a death by cancer everyday, sends 7,991 to a death by AIDS everyday, and kills 26,000 children everyday by starvation.
what about all the good people who died after fighting for your good god? that girl at Columbine who said she believed in god and was then shot, Oscar Romero the priest killed saying mass, the millions of children around the world dying before they reach the age of 10 etc.
and why didnt people like Hitler, Stalin, Marylin Manson, Idi Amin, Mugabe, Bush etc get the same fate? they killed more people than anyone combined on that list and yet didnt get the strike of death?! whats the deal?



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The Jon Lennon quote is not accurate, here is the actual quote: “Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first — rock and roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.”

At that time in history, they were more popular than Jesus; worldwide every show sold out and people waited in line for days to see them. You couldn’t say the same for the people lined up at church. He made a prediction and stated a fact.

Lennon was an inspiring icon of poetry and music, he apposed war and preached peace; and thirty years after his death is still selling music and inspiring generations.

Furthermore, that quote was from 1966; he was not killed until 1980. You’d think an all-powerful being could get around to the “smiting” a little quicker than 14 years. Mark David Chapman who murdered Lennon was an insane fundamental Christian, who thought he was a god when he was younger, and figured himself the devil at some point in his adult life. A shining example of the Christian community.

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There is no evidence outside this email that Tancredo Neves ever said that; no evidence anywhere else. Neves was a large proponent in bringing Brazil out of its authoritarian regime, and end the military dictatorship. Brazil’s current “New Republic” democracy is largely owed to him. He died over a month after falling ill; and does carry the honorific as a “President of Brazil” despite never swearing in.

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Again, no evidence outside this email that Agenor Miranda Araújo Neto (also known as Cazuza) ever made that quote. Additional he did not die of lung cancer, but instead died of AIDS-related causes. Cazuza is regarded as one of the greatest contributors to Brazilian rock. He also played a key role in changing the public’s perception of people with AIDS.

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So the email implies that for a shipbuilder saying “Not even God can sink it,” god sent over 1500 innocent people to their death.?! Talk about overkill; couldn’t he just give him a heart attack, or make him fall over board?

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As for Marilyn Monroe and Billy Graham, that’s all farce. Graham has stated that he never met Marilyn. He describes waking up once “with the burden to pray for her.”

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Poets and songwriters use whatever fits to make their song work; “Highway to Hell” is actually quite catchy. Bon Scott even implied that it was the best piece of poetry that fit with the rest of the lyrics. Besides, he did not die from chocking on his own vomit; he died of alcohol poisoning. Thirty years later his music is still selling. His grave site in Australia is rated on their top twenty tourist attractions; and Australia also lists it as a “heritage site.”

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The Campinas Brazil car accident story is pure urban legend; there are no verifiable or corroborative facts in the story.

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If there was a movie that condoned violence, murder, infanticide, genocide, rape, and incest; would that be considered a “good” movie? What about a book? The Bible contains and condones all these; when you examine some of the stories closely, it is quite possibly one of the worst books ever written.

Christine Hewitt helped advance women’s equality in Jamaica; and was a positive force for peaceful political change of a corrupt government.

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All these people (the ones that were real) achieved greatness within their lifetime and contributed to society. Many still live on in memories of thousands. What more can most people ask for?

Besides which, who ever heard of a “timely death?” I bet if you could ask them after-the-fact, most people would not consider their death timely.[/b]

taken from the internet, where that phoney "untimely death" spam email came from.
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 11:29am On Jul 18, 2009
MrBrownJay, I think you should think properly for yourself instead of just copying from the internet and pasting here. You claimed to be refuting someone's claims but you only succeeded in making outrageous claims yourself grin

Is it God that kills people with HIV/AIDS? If yes, why have you not died of it? Is it God that tells people to rape each other and have sex recklessly?

Is it God that causes starvation in Africa? If yes, what happens to all your resources, beautiful vegetations and the wealth your leaders amass for themselves daily?

Is it God that make people fanatical? If yes, where is their commonsense?
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Abuzola(m): 11:36am On Jul 18, 2009
Haa. Gen2, why denying za truth
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 11:41am On Jul 18, 2009
Is it not you, Abuzola? Everyone knows your IQ is far below average grin grin grin

For your info, what MRBrown is saying is not about Christianity; it's about GOD! So if you believe the god you serve kills people with HIV AIDS and starves them to death, good luck! wink
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by javalove(m): 11:54am On Jul 18, 2009
@MRbrownJAY

Nice post my brother

@gen2dumb

U see ur life. . . all ur diversionary tactics are not working. . . U see the only one u singled out is Ezekiel 23 which makes others unquestionable. . . ANd u are not doing a good job proving me wrong. . .n u used "writers", . That means those who sat down and decided what will be and what will not be in the bible. . . ori gbo gbo yin ti daru. . .
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Abuzola(m): 11:57am On Jul 18, 2009
How many hours make a day ? 24 hour, meaning the following day, friday cannot be counted as one day since it is the day he died, the following day is one day which is saturday and monday is 3rd day. You are so dull
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jul 18, 2009
gen2genius:

MrBrownJay, I think you should think properly for yourself instead of just copying from the internet and pasting here. You claimed to be refuting someone's claims but you only succeeded in making outrageous claims yourself grin
Is it God that kills people with HIV/AIDS? If yes, why have you not died of it? Is it God that tells people to rape each other and have sex recklessly?
Is it God that causes starvation in Africa? If yes, what happens to all your resources, beautiful vegetations and the wealth your leaders amass for themselves daily?
Is it God that make people fanatical? If yes, where is their commonsense?

i am sorry, i though this was the make a dumb claim thread.

i can see that we have some really smart people on this thread, let me try to use my head for a minute.
so if i understand the "genuises" we have in here correctly, only people who have sex recklessly die of aids complication.
- the christian wife who was contaminated by her unfaithful husband is guilty and she should die as she has sinned in the eyes of god.
- the lady who was raped by arm robbers and subsequently was infected by the virus, she too should die because she has sinned in the eyes of god.
- the millions of babies born from aids infected parents and subsequently die before their 10th birthdays. they must have sinned too
- the priest shot and killed while saying mass, i guess he must have sinned too
- what about the innocent people who died due to car accidents all over the world, they must have all been sinners.
- all the people dying of heart attacks, cancer, and all the diseases out there. i guess they must ALL be sinners.
- all the christians who died during the Holocaust, 9/11, world war 1/2, war in Iraq/Afghanistan etc they must have all been sinners

wait a minute let me be as "intelligent" as the dummies in here, if a person dies untimely then they must have all sinned in the eyes of god, Martin Luther King, lady Diana etc (the list is endless)

can you see the IRONY in what you wrote below:

Is it God that make people fanatical? If yes, where is their commonsense?

you should ask that question to all the christian fanatics who are as gullible as you. where IS your common sense?! ROTFLMAO
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 1:46pm On Jul 18, 2009
I've always known that one of the worst symptons of bigotry is beclouded reasoning and sometimes (e.g in this case) partial blindness.

If you had not been bigoted, you would have seen that I said it clearly that most of the evil things you attributed to God were not caused by him. You thought you were discrediting my claims but you only ended up supporting them and contradicting yourself. Just as you said,

the christian wife who was contaminated by her unfaithful husband is guilty and she should die as she has sinned in the eyes of god.
- the lady who was raped by arm robbers and subsequently was infected by the virus, she too should die because she has sinned in the eyes of god.
- the millions of babies born from aids infected parents and subsequently die before their 10th birthdays. they must have sinned too
- the priest shot and killed while saying mass, i guess he must have sinned too
- what about the innocent people who died due to car accidents all over the world, they must have all been sinners.
- all the people dying of heart attacks, cancer, and all the diseases out there. i guess they must ALL be sinners.

Which of these can be attributed to God? Is it God that said a husband should be unfaithful, that a lady be raped, that a priest be shot, that people should have accidents, or that people should be killed during holocaust? What exactly are you rambling about?  Lawd have mercy! grin grin
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jul 18, 2009
Javalove, that one no too bad nah.
Have you read 'songs of Solomon' from the bible? If you intend to read it, abeg first pray against eternal pollution of the mind from seeing graphic material.
And they simply refuse to agree that God did not reveal somethings in the Bible; they were made up. If that is truly the case, which level be that now? Abi the Bible was not revealed for children, but for only adults? And what exactly is the morale or lesson to be learnt from 'Songs of Solomon'?
@princekevo,
na wa o.
First of all, why would God decide to kill His 'children' so horribly just because they uttered a few words carelessly, not thinking, maybe even after being tempted by satan? Whatever happened to forgiveness? Would your mother/father kill you if you insulted them once? Dont you think God has a lot more mercy than human beings?
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 2:43pm On Jul 18, 2009
And how do you expect minors to read these without becoming assassins and terrorists:

Quran 8.65:: "O Prophet! rouse the Believers to the fight".

Q 9.123: "Fight the unbelievers around you and let them find harshness in you".

Q4:84 "Fight in Allah's Cause. Incite the believers to fight with you"

Q 2:216 "Jihad (holy fighting in Allah's Cause) is ordained for you (Muslims), even if you dislike it".

Q 47:4 "Smite their necks until you overpower them, killing and wounding them". shocked

Q 8.12 "Smite infidels on their necks and every joint and incapacitate them. Strike off their heads and cut off each of their fingers and toes." shocked

How does this promote peace (remember islam is PISS?) love and unity among humans?

And these people claim to be worshipping God?

Shameless kettles calling the pot black tongue
Re: Very Very Very Dirty Passages From The Biblei by gen2genius(m): 2:59pm On Jul 18, 2009
And how could these obscene utterances proceed from the mouth of a "prophet" of God and the founder of a religion:

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 16:

Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah:

While we were returning from a Ghazwa (Holy Battle) with the Prophet, I started driving my camel fast, as it was a lazy camel A rider came behind me and pricked my camel with a spear he had with him, and then my camel started running as fast as the best camel you may see. Behold! The rider was the Prophet himself. He said, 'What makes you in such a hurry?" I replied, I am newly married " He said, "Did you marry a virgin or a matron? I replied, "A matron." He said, "Why didn't you marry a young girl so that you may play with her and she with you?" When we were about to enter (Medina), the Prophet said, "Wait so that you may enter (Medina) at night so that the lady of unkempt hair may comb her hair and the one whose husband has been absent may shave her pubic region.

Sahih Bukhari Volume 3, Book 38, Number 504:

Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:

I was accompanying the Prophet on a journey and was riding a slow camel that was lagging behind the others. [, ] When we approached Medina, I started going (towards my house). The Prophet said, "Where are you going?" I said, "I have married a widow." He said, "Why have you not married a virgin to handle with each other?"[, ]

Sahih Muslim Book 008, Number 3459:

Jabir b. 'Abdullah (Allah be pleased with them) reported:

I married a woman, whereupon Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said to me: Have you married? I said: Yes. He said: Is it a virgin or a previously married one (widow or divorced)? I said: With a previously married one, whereupon he said: Where had you been (away) from the amusements of virgins? Shu'ba said: I made a mention of it to 'Amr b. Dinar and he said: I too heard from Jabir making mention of that (that Allah's Apostle) said: Why didn't you marry a girl, so that you might sport with her and she might sport with you?

shocked shocked shocked

Judge for yourselves, prophet or sex-maniac? cheesy cheesy

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