got what right?

blissieng:

got what right?

here was the question:
one saturday evening MR and MRS ADEWUMI were in bed each reading a different novel. it was very late and suddenly NEPA don take light.
they were in complete darkness so MR ADEWUMI threw his book on the floor and went to bed while MRS ADEWUMI continued reading, how is this possible?

here was the answer:

dominique:

MRS ADEWUNMI IS BLIND AND CONTINUED READING WITH HER BRAILLE.

thanks MRbrownJay. . . was about to show her my self

blissieng:

ha ha ha.

customer 4 wetin?

Domi, no mind me jare! just catching mi fun.

u be DRY OLD coconut.

yeah yeah yeah was just pulling ya legs. . . thats like the oldest riddle in the world

Jeovy u no serious

i need more pls

ok lets try something easier for the people in here:

MR GURUJATI is a restaurant owner. he sells the best chicken Tandoori in the whole of Delhi. MR GURUJATI put so much food on each plates that customers can never finish their plates. due to indian beliefs that throwing food away is a blasphemy, after every meal MR GURUJATI will take the leftover food and put it back in the pot to sell to the next customer.
for EVERY 4plates of chicken Tandoori he sells, he will gather enough leftover food to make 1 extra plate to sell.
he went to the market today and spent 300 Rupees to buy the ingredients needed to prepare exactly 16plates. if he sells each plate at 100 Rupees, how much PROFIT can he possibly make today?

here is another one for the wiser:

CHIEF ALHAJI WASIU had 5 wives. he was poisoned by one of his wives and subsequently died.
when the wife were interrogated by the 9ja police here is what they said:

KADIJAT:"Fatima did it!"
SALIMATA:"I am not guilty!"
NADIA:"It was not Rukyat"
FATIMA:"Kadijat lies when she says i am the culprit"
RUKYAT:"Salimata is telling the truth"

if we know FOR CERTAIN that 2 are lying, who is the guilty one?!

Nadia

The riddle wey I ask, nobody gree attempt am o.

una come dey form guru with these child's play.

dont mind the olodos

i think i attempted the riddle

where e dey? go bring am make i see

are u trying to call me a liar?

dominique:

i am something, i'm white on the inside and brown on the outside. . .
what am i?

there could be many answers to that question:
BREAD, a COCONUT, a POTATO

mykali:

Nadia

how did you come up with Nadia?!

tytylayor:

i need more pls

i thought you needed some more?! are these last 2 ones too difficult for you. do you need something a little easier?
ok i will post them again so you dont miss it, remember , the thread says DECIPHER THIS "IF YOU CAN":
first:
MR GURUJATI is a restaurant owner. he sells the best chicken Tandoori in the whole of Delhi. MR GURUJATI put so much food on each plates that customers can never finish their plates. due to indian beliefs that throwing food away is a blasphemy, after every meal MR GURUJATI will take the leftover food and put it back in the pot to sell to the next customer.
for EVERY 4plates of chicken Tandoori he sells, he will gather enough leftover food to make 1 extra plate to sell.
he went to the market today and spent 300 Rupees to buy the ingredients needed to prepare exactly 16plates. if he sells each plate at 100 Rupees, how much PROFIT can he possibly make today?

second:
CHIEF ALHAJI WASIU had 5 wives. he was poisoned by one of his wives and subsequently died.
when the wife were interrogated by the 9ja police here is what they said:

KADIJAT:"Fatima did it!"
SALIMATA:"I am not guilty!"
NADIA:"It was not Rukyat"
FATIMA:"Kadijat lies when she says i am the culprit"
RUKYAT:"Salimata is telling the truth"

if we know FOR CERTAIN that 2 are lying, who is the guilty one?!

i dont know

1


beef burgers? sacre bleu! not in my land

white bed sheets? now thats more my style

I have been aped by many, even a beast of sexy nature

and no I am not the image of a certain french captain

say that again and I will fight you, umm maybe not.


who does this refer to?

nope.

that was another riddle.

try again?

blissieng:

beef burgers? sacre bleu! not in my land
white bed sheets? now thats more my style
I have been aped by many, even a beast of sexy nature
and no I am not the image of a certain french captain
say that again and I will fight you, umm maybe not.
who does this refer to?

i was thinking GANDHI or MOTHER THERESA but the "Image" bit makes no sense.
JESUS too but then "beast of sexy nature nature" makes even less sense

romade:

a. profit of 1700 rupees
b. Kadija/Nadia/Fatima

ahahaha i can see that you just picked 3 out of five possible answers. i would call that "half way cheating".
if i say yes its between these three then the job is half way done and if i say NO then you have only two options to go by, not practical.
anyway i can safely say that ITS NOT NADIA

Rukyat is d guilty one.

please MRbrown

explain each line. or attempt to do so.

blissieng:

please MRbrown
explain each line. or attempt to do so.

beef burgers? sacre bleu! not in my land
country where they dont eat beef: india

white bed sheets? now thats more my style
Gandhi, Mother Theresa and Jesus were known to wear white sheet clothing

I have been aped by many, even a beast of sexy nature
this one got me confused

and no I am not the image of a certain french captain
i thought the important word here is IMAGE, the person must therefore be someone that people look up to thats why i thought Gandhi. Mother Theresa or Jesus

say that again and I will fight you, umm maybe not.
the person is either a very peaceful person or a very slim/weak one therefore, again, Gandhi, Mother Theresa or Jesus

GeeCee:

Rukyat is d guilty one.

at last!!!!

[b]KADIJAT:"Fatima did it!" FALSE
SALIMATA:"I am not guilty!" TRUE
NADIA:"It was not Rukyat" FALSE
FATIMA:"Kadijat lies when she says i am the culprit" TRUE
RUKYAT:"Salimata is telling the truth" TRUE

welldone. I'd give you that, you tried. you are the only one that have attempted any of my riddles sensibly!!! welldone

you arnt entirely correct though.

beef burgers? sacre bleu! not in my land : Dem no dey kill cow for India, all dem cow don fat finish. Ghandi is from india

white bed sheets? now thats more my style : , He is famous for wrapping himself in white sheets.

I have been aped by many, even a beast of sexy nature : Ben kingsley who played sexy beast has played me, Ben kingley played Ghandi in the 1981 film called Ghandi.

and no I am not the image of a certain french captain. French captain is Patrick Vieira, whiich also coincides with patrick Stewarts name. Patrick Stewart is always mistaken for Ben Kingley

say that again and I will fight you, umm maybe not. He advocates Peace and so him no go fight you.

MRbrownJAY:

at last!!!!

[b]KADIJAT:"Fatima did it!" FALSE
SALIMATA:"I am not guilty!" TRUE
NADIA:"It was not Rukyat" FALSE
FATIMA:"Kadijat lies when she says i am the culprit" TRUE
RUKYAT:"Salimata is telling the truth" TRUE

I dont get this.

How do we know what is true or false?

another

ok. You ask and then disappear until someone else answers. here's another. . . attempt this one b4 running away!


Mag . . . . . Glad-Rag . . . . call me what you may!!!!

I'm supposed to come out monthly, but you'd never know it - from my name.

Sleek 'n' shiny even glossy but not so thin - still am full of all thats IN.

FOR HIM - hell no . . !!
and I certainly aint for her

blissieng:

I dont get this.
How do we know what is true or false?

well there was 5 statements made and we know that 2 were false. thats the only way to make it right without contradicting the statements.
you can try as many times as you can but thats the only way that this riddle makes sense.

romade:

fanx i aim to please

by the way romade, on the following riddle, you were wrong:

MR GURUJATI is a restaurant owner. he sells the best chicken Tandoori in the whole of Delhi. MR GURUJATI put so much food on each plates that customers can never finish their plates. due to indian beliefs that throwing food away is a blasphemy, after every meal MR GURUJATI will take the leftover food and put it back in the pot to sell to the next customer.
for EVERY 4plates of chicken Tandoori he sells, he will gather enough leftover food to make 1 extra plate to sell.
he went to the market today and spent 300 Rupees to buy the ingredients needed to prepare exactly 16plates. if he sells each plate at 100 Rupees, how much PROFIT can he possibly make today?

even like that, the way it supposedly makes sense. . .  It still dont make sense!

How do we know which of the statement's true or false?

you cant just say False, true behind each one. . .  why is it true?

romade:

brown that was to ble not u
i only guessed

no i was talking about that answer:

romade:

a. profit of 1700 rupees
b. Kadija/Nadia/Fatima