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Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jul 21, 2009
blissieng:

even like that, the way it supposedly makes sense. . .  It still dont make sense!

How do we know which of the statement's true or false?

you cant just say False, true behind each one. . .  why is it true?

try and put false and true on different statement and see if it makes any sense.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 12:36pm On Jul 21, 2009
2,300 rupees?
Re: Decipher This If You Can by tytylayor: 12:38pm On Jul 21, 2009
its too early to disturb my brain, lemme deal wit dis noodles first
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2009
blissieng:

2,300 rupees?

definitely not.

tytylayor:

its too early to disturb my brain, lemme deal wit dis noodles first

simple mathematics disturb your brains, i guess you will not do as a great businessman/woman. LOL
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 12:42pm On Jul 21, 2009
so what's the ans. then?
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jul 21, 2009
come on , is that SO difficult?!
Re: Decipher This If You Can by romsky: 12:43pm On Jul 21, 2009
for EVERY 4plates of chicken Tandoori he sells, he will gather enough leftover food to make 1 extra plate to sell
300 Rupees to buy the ingredients needed to prepare exactly 16plates
if he sells each plate at 100 Rupees, how much PROFIT can he possibly make today?

profit = sellin price - cost price bah?
100*16= 1600-300= 1300
or
100*16= 1600+ 400(xtra)= 2000-300=1700

so which one u use
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jul 21, 2009
romade:

for EVERY 4plates of chicken Tandoori he sells, he will gather enough leftover food to make 1 extra plate to sell
300 Rupees to buy the ingredients needed to prepare exactly 16plates
if he sells each plate at 100 Rupees, how much PROFIT can he possibly make today?

profit = sellin price - cost price bah?
100*16= 1600-300= 1300
or
100*16= 1600+ 400(xtra)= 2000-300=1700

so which one u use


ok here is the answer:

4plates gives 1 extra plate so for every 4 plates you will get 500 rupees BUT what you forgot to take in consideration is that for the 4extra plates that you will get, you will collect enough food to sell 1 extra plate, so all together you will sell 21plates=2100rupees minus the 300rupees thats 1800rupees profit

SIMPLE MATHEMATICS PEOPLE!!!!!
Re: Decipher This If You Can by sweetliet: 12:52pm On Jul 21, 2009
im less concern
Re: Decipher This If You Can by tytylayor: 12:53pm On Jul 21, 2009
me too kiss
Re: Decipher This If You Can by romsky: 12:53pm On Jul 21, 2009
brown seems u r not a gud tisha o jare
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 12:54pm On Jul 21, 2009
Mr brown
yea. That's cool.

I dont know how I coulda missed that.

BTW no one has answered the last riddle I put up here.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by tytylayor: 12:57pm On Jul 21, 2009
its a lie jor, its 1700 angry
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 12:59pm On Jul 21, 2009
there's no shame in missing that one. . . its not immediately obvious.

but if u think abt it, the 4 extra plates will bring abt 1 more plate, which is 100 rupees.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by tytylayor: 1:00pm On Jul 21, 2009
now i get u grin grin grin

anoda
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 1:01pm On Jul 21, 2009
olodo.

the one I give u b4, u don answer am?

tongue
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jul 21, 2009
blissieng:

BTW no one has answered the last riddle I put up here.

is it menstruation/period?!
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jul 21, 2009
romade:

brown seems u r not a gud tisha o jare

LOL, you focussed on the[b] money[/b] without focussing on the plates.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by tytylayor: 1:08pm On Jul 21, 2009
dat is d koko
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 1:25pm On Jul 21, 2009
pls explain each line.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jul 21, 2009
blissieng:

pls explain each line.

Mag . . . . . Glad-Rag . . . . call me what you may!!!!
menstruation have many name, menstruation, periods, the thing etc

I'm supposed to come out monthly, but you'd never know it - from my name.
menstruation comes once a months but the word "period" means the end/completion of something.

Sleek 'n' shiny even glossy but not so thin - still am full of all thats IN.

the blood come in various form and colour sometimes shinny, something thick or sometimes thin. and yes its full of whats INside of the womans toto

FOR HIM - hell no . . !!
and I certainly aint for her

yes men dont have period and period is not FOR women.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 2:43pm On Jul 21, 2009
Mag . . . . . Glad-Rag . . . . call me what you may!!!!-- It been called different names
I'm supposed to come out monthly, but you'd never know it - from my name. --Gentlemen Quaterly

Sleek 'n' shiny even glossy but not so thin - still am full of all thats IN.-- Magazine full of the latest fashion trend

FOR HIM - hell no . . !!
and I certainly aint for her-- its called gentlemen Quaterly- Obviously not really for the ladies but men dont read it
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jul 21, 2009
it is the beginning of an end, it occurs once in a year, once in a century, once in a millenium, yet twice in a week, wht exactly is it?!
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jul 21, 2009
amazyn:

it is the beginning of an end, it occurs once in a year, once in a century, once in a millenium, yet twice in a week, wht exactly is it?!
the letter E
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jul 21, 2009
blissieng:

FOR HIM - hell no . . !!
and I certainly aint for her-- its called gentlemen Quaterly- Obviously not really for the ladies but men dont read it
woah, this makes no sense to me at all, shouldnt it be "FOR HIM. . . . HELL YEAH!!!" ?
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 4:01pm On Jul 21, 2009
read the explanation again. you'd see it makes sense.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by romsky: 4:06pm On Jul 21, 2009
make una no get headache o
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 4:07pm On Jul 21, 2009
Another?


I am Very Special and at times Old and Pale,
From the earth I come,
If you you have the nose you will know me for what I am,
Rappers delight in hailing my name, and flaunting my many forms.
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jul 21, 2009
blissieng:

Another?


I am Very Special and at times Old and Pale,
From the earth I come,
If you you have the nose you will know me for what I am,
Rappers delight in hailing my name, and flaunting my many forms.

money/cash/wealth
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 4:36pm On Jul 21, 2009
do I have to say 'explain each line' after every first attempt of urs?
Re: Decipher This If You Can by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 21, 2009
blissieng:

do I have to say 'explain each line' after every first attempt of urs?

LOL you should only say that if i am right, if i am wrong you should just say so and i can search for more clues
Re: Decipher This If You Can by blissieng(f): 9:22am On Jul 22, 2009
please reply to each line as you've done b4.

grin

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