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| Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:34am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Copyright 2016 by suigeneris93 All rights reserved. Also published on www.ikcheez..com under the pseudonym IK Chikezie. No part of this fiction may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission from the author. Hello diary, I'm Dora Andy and sure you're wondering at my brand of crazy to name myself an assistant girlfriend. I guess you will find out soon enough after you've come with me on the long journey through the first time I ever fell in love... April 14th, 2012: Whoever said 200 level would be easy should be shot. I can't believe the number of 7am classes we have for the week and the rigid nature of the lecturers too. Gosh! mid-way to the semester and I'm swamped with school work, God help me. I met my landlord's son today *swoons and blushes, lawd! he's so damn fine  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by donbenedict(m): 9:42am On Mar 11, 2016 |
Na so |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:15pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Rhayne(f): 12:31pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
The post is too brief 1 Like |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Rhayne: Yes, sorry I didn't feel like doing epistles, her posts will be really concise. Bear with me  |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:45pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
May 20th, 2012: Jeez! Exams are by the corner  no time to waste time  I found out I have a lot of school work to catch up on, I didn't buy so many text books  Hopefully popc sends me money because I'm flat broke I'm in love *dancing shoki  the new found love of my life is Ikenna, my landlord's son God I've never been so happy, he makes me so happy. Its been one month but it feels like I've known him forever, the feelings are just right Okay take a chill pill Dora, you have school work to do! |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Rhayne(f): 1:14pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Suigeneris93:ohk o! Still followin |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:22pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:54am On Mar 12, 2016 |
June 12th, 2012: God, Uniport is really living up to its name, unistress   . Thank God I'm done with my exams, home calls in a bit Ikenna is not picking my calls. I don't know how much longer we can stay like this. He has simply refused to talk to me for two weeks now. I don't know how he can deal with this but my mind is in such turmoil, couldn't even concentrate on my exams  God please help |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:38pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
June 18th, 2012: He finally picked! Yay We've settled and we are good now. I even told him I love him over the phone. LOL! see him stuttering  I'm sure I caught him by surprise *blush |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
What's going on here? |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by NwannekaUloma(f): 3:03pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
its that all? |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
NwannekaUloma: Its not over yet but if you're in a hurry to read the full story, you can check www.ikcheez..com For this thread the enteries will come one at a time/day like a diary 1 Like |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:40pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Suigeneris93:Ok but are you good at telling love stories? |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:54pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
August 22nd, 2012: After one month of staying at home, I'm finally resuming school tomorrow. Ikenna spoke to my mother the other day and she seemed so impressed by him, said I couldn't have done any better than him  For someone who was against my former boyfriend, Kevwe, I find her appraisal of him flattering. I think I'm in cloud nine Ikay's birthday is next month and I have no idea what to get him I think I need a little help from Sonia, my crazy roomie, she always gives the nicest gifts |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:05am On Mar 14, 2016 |
Suigeneris93:Z |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:18am On Mar 14, 2016 |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:25am On Mar 14, 2016 |
October 6th, 2012: I had a swell birthday today thanks to my roomie I didn't throw any party or something but she made it special for me. Ikenna is in one of his moods so he didn't call to wish me happy birthday or send a present He'll come around eventually, he always does. Meanwhile classes have resumed in earnest again, more books to be bought and read, God please see me through I heard first semester results are out, I'll check mine soon |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:31am On Mar 14, 2016 |
November 3rd, 2012: Today is the worst day of my academic life, 3Bs, 2Es and 2Ds Gosh! What can I do with this sort of result I can't even tell my family about it, what will they think? I've really let myself and them down hopefully I'll do better this semester |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:42am On Mar 14, 2016 |
Suigeneris93:Never mind. Was just kidding actually. Guess you weren't the one that wrote those stories up there. I might be wrong though. So, are you the one? |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:51am On Mar 14, 2016 |
DeeTus: I wrote this thread's and all the others on my profile |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:46am On Mar 14, 2016 |
Suigeneris93:Oh cool. Never knew it was you. I was a little bit perplexed due to the name I saw there. Sometimes, I find it difficult to differentiate between male and female Igbo names. Pardon me please! |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:30pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
DeeTus: Okay, no p |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 5:45pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
January 26th, 2013: Wow! Its really been a while. Let's see, what's new in my life? I'm done with 200 level! The stress is over, going on IT soon Ikenna and I had a candid talk the other day about his attitude towards our relationship, he promised to change and we made up the only way we know how  I was really scared when I didn't see my period for January till yesterday  but like Ikenna assured me, there was no cause for alarm It came and about time too *phew! I have to get my degree first at least, can't have any child now |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:46pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
February 18th, 2013: Ikenna introduced me to his cousin as his 'bottom pot' the sweetest part of his life (bats eyelashes coyly) I've never heard such term of endearment used before He just means so much to me I just wish we would not quarrel so often |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:55pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
March 22nd, 2013: Today could be said to be the second next sad day of my life, the first being the day my best friend, Ijeoma, died Can I say she is better off now, seeing she is not alive to face the harsh realities of life her sisters and mother are facing now their father is no more Or should I feel sad she would still be alive if only she had got her tetanus shot on time after she pierced her foot on a rotting nail Poverty na bastard, if only her mother had been wise enough to take her to the clinic after she started showing the symptoms. She would probably be alive today to see both the good and bad sides of life that come as interchangeably as sunshine and rainfall. Talking about rainfall, my heart and mind is in a turmoil right now, which although isn't of my making, is happening anyways I've been forced to lock that part of me that wants to shed uncontrollable tears because I don't want to be seen as weak. I despise the pity-party so I would rather stand aloof and stoic in the aftermath of the embarrassment I'm now facing |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:02pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
March 26th, 2013: I learnt a new term today, 'assistant girlfriend' funny isn't it I thought so too. Eleven months of my life and that's the tag I ended up with I can never exactly say I felt love for any guy to want to go the extra mile for him but I know I did with Ikenna and look how I ended up - a laughing stock amongst my friends with the unsavory title of 'assistant girlfriend' or should I say 'ex assistant girlfriend' Yes we are through but it does not matter now does it? He left me to marry his 'real girlfriend' whom he had been seeing for three years. Now I wonder how many of us he really had been seeing  |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:05am On Mar 16, 2016 |
April 2nd, 2013: I still can't believe something of this sort happened to me of all persons, but it did, quite unawares and unexpectedly though I have always prided myself in being the relationship expert, dispensing ideas to friends and family whether needed or not; a good judge of character but how could I not see through his lies and deceitI can't believe I fell so cheaply for this or maybe I can. After all am I not the one all out for physical beauty and appearance with little thought to the graciousness or ungraciousness behind the facade  I can't even concentrate in class, God please help my CGPA this semester |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:11am On Mar 16, 2016 |
April 14th, 2012 Today would have made it exactly one year since I and Ikenna started dating. I think I could have come out of it worse, probably with a pregnancy for him which he would not be willing to take responsibility for and I would probably have to abort anyways since I can not bring such shame on my family I would have been left with more than a broken heart and a dint in my self-esteem - guilt and self-reproach But I have never been more happier to see my period and grateful to him to have had the common sense to use protection for all those times we had sex.Bottom pot indeed! Men are one filthy pack of liars THE END |
| Re: Soliloquies: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by NwannekaUloma(f): 3:20pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
ok..thanks
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