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Holy Toasting by readerson(m): 10:56am On Mar 12, 2016
BOY: do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
BOY: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable
for him’.”
GIRL: But I don’t love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
GIRL: So how do I discern that your words are true?
BOY: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
GIRL: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
GIRL: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
BOY: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
GIRL: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
GIRL: What will happen if I say yes?
BOY: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they
become one flesh."
GIRL: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you
may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
GIRL: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
GIRL: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right,
whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think
about such things."
GIRL: owwww I love you already
BOY: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Have a wonderful weekend.
Re: Holy Toasting by wiloy2k8(m): 10:56am On Mar 12, 2016
hehhehe
Re: Holy Toasting by akoladejesu(m): 11:23am On Mar 12, 2016
Endtime scriptural quotes! All in the name of kitty cat!
Re: Holy Toasting by BLINGZ88: 11:25am On Mar 12, 2016
Revelation 22:21 amen

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