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Holy Toasting by readerson(m): 10:56am On Mar 12, 2016 |
BOY: do you have a boyfriend? GIRL: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. BOY: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” GIRL: But I don’t love you. BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” GIRL: So how do I discern that your words are true? BOY: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." GIRL: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? BOY: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." GIRL: But why me? There are so many girls out there. BOY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” GIRL: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? BOY: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." GIRL: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. BOY: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” GIRL: What will happen if I say yes? BOY: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." GIRL: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " GIRL: Wooow, I can see you really love God. BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” GIRL: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." GIRL: owwww I love you already BOY: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." Have a wonderful weekend. |
Re: Holy Toasting by wiloy2k8(m): 10:56am On Mar 12, 2016 |
hehhehe |
Re: Holy Toasting by akoladejesu(m): 11:23am On Mar 12, 2016 |
Endtime scriptural quotes! All in the name of kitty cat! |
Re: Holy Toasting by BLINGZ88: 11:25am On Mar 12, 2016 |
Revelation 22:21 amen |
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