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Devil In The Church! by Arcani: 7:07pm On Jul 19, 2009
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "I have been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Re: Devil In The Church! by blackweaver(m): 10:43pm On Jul 19, 2009
booo (thumbs down)
Re: Devil In The Church! by mykali(m): 3:14am On Jul 20, 2009
let me donate small lafta. D joke is actually funny. My great grand father told it to me once. grin
Re: Devil In The Church! by Jeovy(m): 9:49am On Jul 20, 2009
dis ur great grandfather self, hin job na to tell ur joke bah?
Re: Devil In The Church! by blissieng(f): 12:50pm On Jul 20, 2009
what's it to you?!?
Re: Devil In The Church! by petres007(m): 2:52pm On Jul 20, 2009
Arcani:

"I have been married to your sister for over 48 years."
grin grin grin
Re: Devil In The Church! by Recoverd(f): 8:16pm On Jul 20, 2009
Hahahaha

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