STUPID QUESTIONS GIRLS ASK, AND HOW GUYS
SHOULD ANSWER THEM.
GIRL: Are you a player?
ANS: Yes, Chelseafc wants to sign me next season.
GIRL: Why do you want my BB pin?
ANS: NO, i want to use it and burst ballons
GIRL: Baby, My subscribtion will soon expire, what will i do?
ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for nokia torch.
GIRL: Jesus! Chuka, is that a condom you are bringing out?
ANS: No, its my bank ATM
GIRL: If i sleep over in your house, hope nothing
funny will happen?
ANS: Trust me, We will do night vigil.
GIRL: Baby send me card
ANS: Yellow card or Red card?
GIRL: Can you really date me without sex?
ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?
GIRL: I hope you are not after my body?
ANS: No, am after your spirit
GIRL: I have missed my period
ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.
GIRL: Baby, i want to make my hair
ANS: Chai, but am not a hair dresser na
GIRL: Why dont you have a car?
ANS: Did your father have a car at my age? Mtchew
Nwa park well joor

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