One day while Junior's dad was just getting out of the shower, Junior looked down and said, "Dad what's that hanging between your legs?" "Oh Junior, that's my nerve and yours will be this big one of these days," replied Junior's dad.
The next day while in school, Junior really had to pee so he raised his hand and said, "Aunty, I really need to go to the bathroom." "No, not yet, there's someone in the bathroom already," said his teacher. Not able to hold it in, Junior walked to the dustbin and started to urinate. Surprised to see her pupil peeing in the dustbin in front of the whole class the teacher said, "Junior, you have some nerve!" Junior said, "This is nothing teacher, you should see my daddy's own." http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/this-is-what-you-get-when-you-lie-to.html

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