So I was on my own jeje oo, minding my own business.
Then the room became very hot cus of the weather and lack of electricity, so I decided to go and sit outside before this heat will kuku kill me.

I reached outside and wanted to sit down. Suddenly I saw the Snake below running towards me like say I dey owe am money . I was like 'chisoooos ooo make una come help me ooo, shebi today na good Friday?'.. Lailai the Snake no send and was still pursuing me.

It's ok, maybe the snake na Judas (who knows ). So I ran to where a big stick was and picked it up to kill the Snake. Guess what? (u no sabi guess sef ). The Snake started fighting me ooo and stood up vertically to bite me, no be small fight ooo(that devil is a liar ). I used the stick to teach the snake a big lesson and that's how it transformed to the dying position that you're seeing below.
Afterall, I was in my house and trailer came to jam me.
Uncle Lalasticlala, no be so?

Make I park for here maybe me self go do thanksgiving later

NL and snake since 480BC

I trust this to make FP, lala's food

Op snake chase you Ok Na continue

Congratulations on your Victory.

kolomax:
Op snake chase you Ok Na continue

I wanted to argue with u, not until i saw ur monicker

Quote me uncle lalasticlala nor like snake again

And this will make front page

So the snake stood up vertically to bite you

AwesomeRomeo:
So the snake stood up vertically to bite you