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Letter To God. by busybody20: 10:39pm On Jul 25, 2009
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had N1,000 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,

Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few naira. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected N960, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was N40 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office  grin
Re: Letter To God. by sylve11: 2:52pm On Jul 26, 2009
u try sha cool
Re: Letter To God. by blissieng(f): 6:24pm On Jul 26, 2009
grin
grin
Re: Letter To God. by busybody20: 12:45pm On Jul 27, 2009
blissieng:

grin
grin


thank God its not stale! grin grin
Re: Letter To God. by blissieng(f): 10:09am On Jul 28, 2009
just goes to show that I'm just being honest. right?
Re: Letter To God. by dani1luv: 10:16am On Jul 28, 2009
Tis' Joke dey inside Saturday Punch cheesy
Re: Letter To God. by busybody20: 12:22pm On Jul 28, 2009
angry really? i go sue dem 4 copyright b dat na! grin grin
Re: Letter To God. by dani1luv: 12:51pm On Jul 28, 2009
Really so u can sue

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