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Letter To God. by Farriel(m): 5:48pm On Oct 03, 2005 |
I don't know if this has been posted before, but I came across it, found it hugely funny and decided to share... Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike fo his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did. Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Johnny Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Johnny Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Johnny Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go church. "Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said. Johnny walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God. LETTER 4: I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed YOU KNOW WHO |
Re: Letter To God. by cushman(m): 5:57pm On Oct 03, 2005 |
Ha! nice... |
Re: Letter To God. by Scorpio(f): 6:44pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
word! |
Re: Letter To God. by casper(m): 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
Re: Letter To God. by nike4luv(f): 8:59pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
Re: Letter To God. by whiteshark(m): 4:20pm On Oct 05, 2005 |
I jonny boy don dey craze !!!
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Re: Letter To God. by hotangel2(f): 2:16am On Oct 06, 2005 |
i love johnny. i'll marry him. |
Re: Letter To God. by Farriel(m): 8:17pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
You honestly do? |
Re: Letter To God. by hotangel2(f): 8:24pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
Yup! I have some lil johnny stories on here. |
Re: Letter To God. by adesodgi(m): 5:59pm On Oct 07, 2005 |
johnny is damn crazy,men how can u keep our virgin mary as an hostage,omo the guy hard o... |
Re: Letter To God. by bagoma(f): 7:51pm On Oct 08, 2005 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha . very funny. |
Re: Letter To God. by Ginz: 5:17pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
ha ha that was funny |
Re: Letter To God. by kewe(f): 8:23pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
nice |
Re: Letter To God. by prettyH(f): 12:31am On Dec 08, 2005 |
That was a nice one. |
Re: Letter To God. by tolutope(m): 5:13am On Dec 08, 2005 |
now if that doesnt put a smile on anyone's face,, i dnt know what would..... |
Re: Letter To God. by christyne(f): 10:39am On Dec 08, 2005 |
I cant help it |
Re: Letter To God. by jummiee(f): 2:42pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
Nice going 4 johnny, me thinks he has the makings of a mafia kingpin. |
Re: Letter To God. by Rolly: 3:48pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
that was funny. i liked it. lizzy, u need to take it easy o! he'a only a boy |
Re: Letter To God. by micklplus(m): 3:56pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
the guy na hard man with hard mind with a very hard decision ! Imagine keeping virgin mary hostage ! Nice joke take care gbam |
Re: Letter To God. by hotangel2(f): 3:33am On Dec 11, 2005 |
Rolly: Ohh that's true. I don't wanna go to jail and eat baked beans. |
Re: Letter To God. by sweetnini(f): 5:06am On Dec 11, 2005 |
its nice funny |
Re: Letter To God. by Gold(m): 3:59pm On May 25, 2007 |
please give your Johnny address so that we can come over to rescue the Virgin Mother. but where is Johnny going to post the letter , The same Church?. We are waiting for him at the gate of the Church, nice one bro. no be like those Aseewoooooos |
Re: Letter To God. by chumakk: 6:11pm On May 25, 2007 |
guy! why you go post joke i want post i be like say you dey kolo |
Re: Letter To God. by Agybabe(f): 8:31am On Oct 11, 2011 |
Holy mother Mary: wat a guud bait 4 an awesome ramsome! |
Re: Letter To God. by StudioCFR(m): 12:08pm On Oct 11, 2011 |
Seeing it before. . . But, |
Re: Letter To God. by neowelsh(m): 12:29pm On Oct 11, 2011 |
Jonny na bad guys, him use militant patan kidnap god mumsi. |
Re: Letter To God. by agentzakky(m): 11:27pm On Oct 11, 2011 |
at least that one is true |
Re: Letter To God. by freecocoa(f): 12:57am On Oct 13, 2011 |
Johnny is definitely a waffi guy even baba God sef go smile at the letter. |
Re: Letter To God. by bright007(f): 9:25am On Oct 13, 2011 |
*where is d dzjoke? |
Re: Letter To God. by Nobody: 7:54pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
kai, this pikin hard o. |
Re: Letter To God. by Ajibel(m): 8:14pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Allaputa!!!!!!!!! jokes rating 10% |
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