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MADONNA Is So Vein by Recognise: 8:22pm On Jul 27, 2009
[size=16pt]Shocking: Madonna reveals bulging veins and muscular arms[/size]

Singer Madonna shocks onlookers in the capital after stepping out with bulging arms that suggest she may have taken her gruelling exercise routine too far

SHE’S so vein, she probably thinks this story is about her


 
    Madonna's arms bulged with veins

Madonna dined out in the capital last night, and this photo indicates she may have been doing too much power yoga recently.

The star wore a long pendant necklace and straightened her hair into a sleek shoulder length bob, but the attempt at casual glamour was ruined by Madonna's bare muscular arms

The 50-year-old reportedly works out for two hours, six days a week, and appears to be without an inch of fat on her body.

With this in mind, it’s surprising Madonna got her toyboy lover, Jesus Luz, 22, to carry her bags on a break to Spain at the weekend.

It seems the Material Girl remains a bit of a prima donna.

Madonna's all-purple outfit was almost as bizarre as that of her fella, who was snapped sporting an interesting jersey at Zaragoza airport.

Just in case Jesus forgot his name (surely one of the most well known in the world), the model decided to have it printed across the front of his chest.

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Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by Rebarobyn: 8:26pm On Jul 27, 2009
is this picture for real or its been modified because why are her arms looking like that and her neck and face look pretty normal, it looks like a picture fraud to me cool
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by dominique(f): 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2009
i know her arms are a sight for sore eyes, but that looks a little too creepy.
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by Recognise: 9:06pm On Jul 27, 2009
Rebarobyn:


Is this picture for real or its been modified

because why are her arms looking like that and her neck and face look pretty normal,

it looks like a picture fraud to me cool



@Rebarobyn

- Rebarobyn

Fraud?

Oh no, it's not . . . Reminds me of pantomime

This is exactly how she has her arms now . . .

She looked healthier at the start of her Sticky and Sweet tour as the below pics shows

[center]  [img width=300 height=350]http://www.thelondonpaper.com/sites/default/files/full-size/m/a/madonna-looked-healthier-at-the-start-of-her-sticky-and-sweet-tour.png[/img] [img width=300 height=350]http://www.thelondonpaper.com/sites/default/files/full-size/m/a/madonna-the-o2-arena-london-sticky-and-sweet.jpg[/img][/center]
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by Rebarobyn: 9:46pm On Jul 27, 2009
ewwwwwwww, that's nasty, whats she doing to herself? starving or arm liposuction, its so unattractive, these celebrities sha, I wonder what goes on in their brains
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by mamagee3(f): 11:24pm On Jul 27, 2009
ewwwwwwwww, she needs to stop working out.
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by SeanT21(f): 3:58am On Jul 28, 2009
Madonna is working out 2 much. We want the old Madonna back.
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by mohawkchic(f): 4:32am On Jul 28, 2009
~Bloody hell! Some muscles & Veins she packing. . she defo needs to lay off the weights for a wee bit!

~For her age am sure it's awesome to be this Fit but a well tonned muscle is much more easy on the eye than bulging veins & well defined muscles!
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by dominique(f): 8:55pm On Jul 28, 2009
and some people will call her "one of the sexiest women in the world" lipsrsealed tongue
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by spikedcylinder: 3:55pm On Jul 29, 2009
She has muscular arms but that photo has definitely been worked on.
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by CrudeOil2(m): 5:51pm On Jul 29, 2009
Damn! Shes sooooo hottt!!
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by Recognise: 8:07pm On Jul 29, 2009
Spikedcylinder:


She has muscular arms but that photo has definitely been worked on.


@Spikedcylinder

- Spike

Ah-ha! Haba!! Na you dey yarn like dis . . .

You reckon all the three reputable tabloids that printed the pic are dumb

They aren't going to risk a libel printing doctored photos

C'mom, smell the coffee, Madonna is so vein and thats the word up . . .  wink
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by ikamefa(f): 8:48pm On Jul 29, 2009
Recognise:

@Spikedcylinder

- Spike

Ah-ha! Haba!! Na you dey yarn like dis . . .

You reckon all the three reputable tabloids that printed the pic are dumb

They aren't going to risk a libel printing doctored photos

C'mom, smell the coffee, Madonna is so vein and thats the word up . . .  wink




so vein? undecided OR so vain? undecided  isn't it supposed to be so veiny? smiley   this na yinglish,spanglish or vanglish! grin grin grin
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by Recognise: 9:11pm On Jul 29, 2009
Ikamefa:


so vein? undecided OR so vain? undecided  isn't  it supposed to be so veiny? smiley   this na yinglish,spanglish or vanglish! grin grin grin


@Ikamefa

- Ikamefa

Let's play your game  grin

You're so "wrongy"  grin

and MADONNA remains & is still so vein the last I checked the picture  wink


FYI: When one's lifting suitcases with OTT excercised arms, the veins are bound to show up pronounced the way MADONNA's presently does
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by ikamefa(f): 9:16pm On Jul 29, 2009
Recognise:

@Ikamefa

- Ikamefa

Let's play your game  grin

You're so "wrongy"  grin

and MADONNA remains & is still so [i]vein[/i]the last I checked the picture  wink


FYI: When one's lifting suitcases with OTT excercised arms, the veins are bound to show up pronounced the way MADONNA's presently does


@topic am so righty " grin " its not even funny cheesy
am not arguing about the picture, everybody knows Madonna is an exercise freak
my boner is about your topic caption or subject
Madonna is so vein? undecided undecided undecided did i pass Eng 101 and 102? undecided undecided grin grin grin
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by Recognise: 9:37pm On Jul 29, 2009
Ikamefa:


@topic am so righty " grin " its not even funny  cheesy

Am not arguing about the picture, everybody knows Madonna is an exercise freak

My boner is about your topic caption or subject

Madonna is so vein? undecided undecided undecided did I pass Eng 101 and 102? undecided undecided grin grin grin



@Ikamefa

- Ikamefa

Dont worry you even passed Eng 103 sef . . . grin

You'll cop on later . . . I get responses like yours similar to issues like this caption ten a penny

The topic caption is deliberate & not an error . . .

It's called humorous but true tongue-in-cheek captioning

This style of captioning is widely used & employed a lot on tabloids  grin

It's literally playing with words (i.e. wordplay), remember I said it was deliberate

Like  "To be vein or not to be vain" . . .
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by mohawkchic(f): 11:54pm On Jul 29, 2009
spikedcylinder:

She has muscular arms but that photo has definitely been worked on.


~You reckon? undecided



~Same pic made the morning news & the caption was "She's So Vein"
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by bilqiss(f): 2:13am On Jul 30, 2009
kai kai kai!!!!! that pix is gonna make me throw away my dumbells-----!!!!

on second thots, maybe not tongue, since they're just 2kg each and I only use it twice a week or so anywayyy grin.
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by Backup: 2:30am On Jul 30, 2009
She looks like a man
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by biola44: 9:23am On Jul 30, 2009
:d ;d
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by mamagee6(f): 8:01pm On Aug 12, 2009
She looks like a freaking man with a lot of health problems. sad
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by bluespice(f): 9:53pm On Aug 12, 2009
urrrgh!
can she D.I.E already? angry
i prefer it when all these freaks are either dead or done too much crack
we only hear their voices n remember them in their hay days than being assaulted with pictures like these

why the hell is NL changing d.i.e to fade away?
the Bleep is fade away?
i want d.i.e not friggin fade away angry angry angry
Re: MADONNA Is So Vein by TOYOSI20(f): 8:44am On Aug 15, 2009
her arms scare me just a tad bit lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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