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What Would You Do If You Get This Kind Of Bank Alert by Iamtundey1(m): 3:26pm On Mar 31, 2016
What would you do if you got this alert
today?
----Alert:Credit
Acct:2320xxxxxxxx764
Amt:N4,200,000,000
Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA) 24 DEC 15
By: 24-Dec-2015. 15:59:26
Bal: N4,200,016,549.56
-------------------------
A. Report to EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of the country
D. Withdraw it immediately
E. Tell ur pastor
..be sincere
Re: What Would You Do If You Get This Kind Of Bank Alert by marshalcarter: 3:34pm On Mar 31, 2016
Withdraw it...put it in ma 2nd acct and keep fuckin quiet undecided

Case closed
Re: What Would You Do If You Get This Kind Of Bank Alert by Iamtundey1(m): 3:46pm On Mar 31, 2016
marshalcarter:
Withdraw it...put it in ma 2nd acct and keep fuckin quiet undecided

Case closed
grin
marshalcarter:
Withdraw it...put it in ma 2nd acct and keep fuckin quiet undecided

Case closed
Re: What Would You Do If You Get This Kind Of Bank Alert by kossyablaze(m): 3:55pm On Mar 31, 2016
Hmmm stop tempting me
Re: What Would You Do If You Get This Kind Of Bank Alert by 9jabox(m): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
Loool....
I'll wake up from that sleep.
Re: What Would You Do If You Get This Kind Of Bank Alert by tunaguy(m): 1:19am On Apr 01, 2016
No acct can sallow dat kind of money with out being investigated... My own acct limit na 1 million so its a dream DAT will Neva cum true
Re: What Would You Do If You Get This Kind Of Bank Alert by neuroneXY(m): 6:13am On Apr 01, 2016
marshalcarter:
Withdraw it...put it in ma 2nd acct and keep fuckin quiet undecided

Case closed
BVN go expose u

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