A company has shocked many after it created and has started selling beer made by using vaginal bacteria.

Not just any vaginal bacteria, though. Lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.

Created by vagina-themed start-up The Order of Yoni, Bottled Instinct is a beer that promises to
capture the essence of femininity.

Its makers create it by taking bacteria from the vagina using a ‘gynaelogical stick’. This stick then goes to a laboratory, where the lactic acid bacteria are ‘isolated and cleaned’ then multiplied.

That bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and is combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the beer.

The Order of Yoni says the beer has ‘no vaginal smell or taste’, but it has been ‘flavoured with instincts’ and brewed with model Alexandra’s ‘lure’ and ‘grace’.

They also suggest that by using a woman’s vaginal bacteria, their beer is like having a woman in beer form.

‘Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire,’ reads the product description. ‘Her charm, her sensuality, her passion…

‘Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.’

There’s also the depressing standards for the vaginas The Order of Yoni uses for its beer production. According to the company, a lot of time has been devoted to finding ‘the kind of a female whose pheromones will stay with you''.

Potential models offering up their vaginas for beer production‘sign a contract with high penalty for working in adult industry, sex industry, as adult actress, escort, prostitute, etc.’

Because having paid-for sex will affect the beer-making quality of a woman’s vagina bacteria. obviously.

Source: www.GoldRushNews247.com

Holy moses!

End time beer

Hahahahah. Wetin we no go see. Make dem forget matter jare. It will NEVER feel like the Real Thing laye laye.

This needs to be pushed to front page

God forbid..I rather drink poison than to drink toto water....

Not even in 500 yrs can I drink a beer laced wit kitten water containing bacteria and germs...Guy imagine dat it may even lead u to cancer n possible death

I am a teetotaler

It sounds very funy. I wonder what will be on your mind when drinking it!

johnPollock:
Not even in 500 yrs can I drink a beer laced wit kitten water containing bacteria and germs...Guy imagine dat it may even lead u to cancer n possible death

u passed through it as a tadpole, lived in it 4 9 months, and finaly came out of the orifice and u haven't died of cancer yet smh

Hahhahahahhahhaha Kai oyinbo enhhh I Dey craze ni??

Blood of Zachariah

If God does nt punish dis generation den we wil all hav to apologise to sodom n gomorah

Wat is dis.

Bacteria from d most... i rest my case

End time beer indeed. So you not only give a head now, you have to drink some shit from....

Rev 18:3 For all the nations have drunk the maddening wine of her adulteries. The kings of the earth committed adultery with her, and the merchants of the earth grew rich from her excessive luxuries."


Don't say I didn't warn you

Imagine if those Oyibos use the toto water of the following women, will the tastes be different?;

Jumoke-taste like yeast
Patience Jonathan-tastes like Ogogoro
Aisha Buhari- tastes like Kunu
Toke Makinwa-taste like cosmetics

If i read that article to the end i might stop drinking any beer.

rhektor:
Rev 18:3
For all the nations have drunk the
maddening wine of her adulteries. The kings
of the earth committed adultery with her,
and the merchants of the earth grew rich
from her excessive luxuries."


Don't say I didn't warn you

My friend, stop quoting nonsense scriptures just to discourage us from exploring every sexual fantasies available to mankind.

Even king solomon was an expert in the art of cunnilingus.

The Bible itself refers to king solomon pleasuring a woman’s genitals with his mouth as “eating” it.

“Blow on my garden, and spread the fragrance of its spices. Let my love come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits.” – Song of Solomon 4:16

If that's not cunnilingus, then tell us what it is

And then, there's this: A woman's v.agina being f.ingered

My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. – Song of Solomon 5:4

Hhaaaaa! Where are all the christians?

Zoharariel:


My friend, stop quoting nonsense scriptures just to discourage us from exploring every sexual fantasies available to mankind.

Even king solomon was an expert in the art of cunnilingus.

The Bible itself refers to king solomon pleasuring a woman’s genitals with his mouth as “eating” it.

“Blow on my garden, and spread the fragrance of its spices. Let my love come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits.” – Song of Solomon 4:16

If that's not cunnilingus, then tell us what it is

And then, there's this: A woman's v.agina being f.ingered

My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. – Song of Solomon 5:4

Hhaaaaa! Where are all the christians?

u are sick aswear.continue exploring one day day u will get tired

Zoharariel:


My friend, stop quoting nonsense scriptures just to discourage us from exploring every sexual fantasies available to mankind.

Even king solomon was an expert in the art of cunnilingus.

The Bible itself refers to king solomon pleasuring a woman’s genitals with his mouth as “eating” it.

“Blow on my garden, and spread the fragrance of its spices. Let my love come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits.” – Song of Solomon 4:16

If that's not cunnilingus, then tell us what it is

And then, there's this: A woman's v.agina being f.ingered

My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. – Song of Solomon 5:4

Hhaaaaa! Where are all the christians?

Awake, north wind, and come, south wind!
Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may
spread everywhere. Let my beloved come
into his garden and taste its choice fruits.
Hoe does that translates to eating genital?

My beloved put in his hand by the hole of
the door, and my bowels were moved for
him.
How does this translates to fingering a woman? Stop selling ur stupidity to others