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White Yoghurt by tripdizle(m): 1:32pm On Nov 10, 2006
A brother and a sister went to the park to play. They came home and mom asked them how the park was.

"Look mom, we found this really funny looking white balloon!"

Mom shrieks at the sight of the latex balloons, knowing what they really were, and sends the two children off to wash their hands. Once in the bathroom, the sister says:

"Boy, mom sure was upset at us."

"Yeah," said the brother "I'm just glad we didn't tell her we ate the white yoghurt inside the balloon."
Re: White Yoghurt by oge4real(f): 1:27pm On Nov 15, 2006
yuk!
Re: White Yoghurt by Mystique(f): 4:45pm On Nov 17, 2006
Now, datz just nasty embarassed
Re: White Yoghurt by tripdizle(m): 6:45pm On Nov 21, 2006
only if they had d idea of wot they just swallowed
Re: White Yoghurt by choco4life(m): 4:11am On Nov 25, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: White Yoghurt by iice(f): 4:37am On Nov 25, 2006
laughin ma friggin butt off nasty but good thing they didnt tell their mom, she'd probably pour bleach down their throats
Re: White Yoghurt by tripdizle(m): 12:22pm On Dec 04, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: White Yoghurt by Akinagirl(f): 10:31pm On Dec 04, 2006
OMG, could it get any worse! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry
Re: White Yoghurt by angelz(f): 11:32pm On Dec 04, 2006
Wat da hell? Need 2 check dia status.
Re: White Yoghurt by jimaj4life(m): 12:06am On Dec 05, 2006
thats wierd
Re: White Yoghurt by african(f): 7:55pm On Dec 05, 2006
thats nasty but at the same time really funny grin smiley
Re: White Yoghurt by bodun(f): 8:56am On Dec 09, 2006
verrrrrrrrry funnnnnnnnny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: White Yoghurt by bechex(m): 3:48pm On Dec 16, 2006
White yoghurt sure it tasted nice where can i get some for myself, can u tell me where the park is located.grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: White Yoghurt by tripdizle(m): 7:31pm On Dec 18, 2006
You don't need to go any park, look down yu'll c it
Re: White Yoghurt by kiwibabe(f): 9:12pm On Dec 19, 2006
they wont find it funny if nine months later pikin don have baby
Re: White Yoghurt by tripdizle(m): 4:36pm On Dec 26, 2006
is dat the second way of getting pregnant? even boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: White Yoghurt by agnesoseka: 7:38pm On Feb 11, 2007
Yuuuuuuk shit!!
Re: White Yoghurt by Darey: 1:34pm On Feb 14, 2007
Mumu children. , can u imagin that , embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: White Yoghurt by tripdizle(m): 7:47pm On Feb 15, 2007
yukish in nature
Re: White Yoghurt by tripdizle(m): 7:40pm On Mar 30, 2007
:p :p
Re: White Yoghurt by ibrahiem(m): 11:24am On Aug 21, 2007
it will b store 4 future use of da boy while it will speed up da sexual maturity of da girl.don't u think?
Re: White Yoghurt by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Aug 21, 2007
buhahhahah grin grin grin grin now thats outrageous grin grin grin grin grin
Re: White Yoghurt by tuby(m): 11:57am On Aug 21, 2007
ha ha ha,that is really funny,mums need to be careful with kids
Re: White Yoghurt by 2muchbar(m): 12:41pm On Aug 21, 2007
delm!those children are now Hiv +ve.I know wu owns d "Blom blom"
Re: White Yoghurt by temmysexy(f): 1:20pm On Aug 21, 2007
serious yoghurt grin
Re: White Yoghurt by akpana(f): 1:25pm On Aug 21, 2007
delm!those children are now Hiv +ve.I know wu owns d "Blom blom"
@ 2muchbar mehn why are you so wicked angry angry sad sad you know you are hiv positive then why did you have to dispose your BLOM BLOM like that, for those poor naive children to pick ehn! who were u really setting the hiv trap for that it now unluckily fell on those poor chiidren cry cry cry cry cry cry cry i cant just stop crying, WICKED BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin wink wink wink wink
Re: White Yoghurt by Hurginnie: 8:03pm On Aug 21, 2007
shocked shocked shocked shocked
OH MY GOLT
I mean Oh my God!!! shocked
dem don die o grin
How can, I mean how,
(can't even fathom it)
makes me vomit lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
YUKK!!!
Re: White Yoghurt by rasulua(m): 9:21pm On Aug 21, 2007
I wana die i pour my coffea on my pants,wat da Bleep was dat.HA!!! Does children need medical check up.now am gonna throw up,
bbbgggrrrrhhaa!!!
Now am gona die at d bath tub
Re: White Yoghurt by mimiko(f): 11:51am On Aug 22, 2007
guess wat my sis brought shangalinku yoghurt for me and i had it this morning! i feel terrible
Re: White Yoghurt by nana(f): 12:01pm On Aug 22, 2007
Shanga what?!
Re: White Yoghurt by smarktek(m): 11:05am On Aug 23, 2007
yuk craze man no fit do dat kin thing
Re: White Yoghurt by mimiko(f): 9:35am On Aug 27, 2007
nana:

Shanga what?!
madam thats the best yoghurt in naija its sold in Abuja ask they will tell u but am not sure of the spelling though but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its the best

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